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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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  • A [email protected]

    I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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    I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search ā€œbridgesā€ > request bridges)

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

      Most common states are:

      • spaced outie
      • zoomie
      • the observer
      • butt-lick
      • carnage from the void
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      There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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      • B [email protected]

        "You're lion"

        "no i'm not"

        "ja u ar"

        "no i'm not"

        "cheetah"

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        Ches. hired.

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        • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

          I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search ā€œbridgesā€ > request bridges)

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          Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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          • E [email protected]

            Long cat, ceiling cat...

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            Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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              Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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              Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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              • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                That is "zoomie"

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                • A [email protected]

                  Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                  Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😔

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                  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                    I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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                    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😔

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                      I didn't ask for this 😭

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                      • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                        Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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                        Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

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                          standard issue

                          orange

                          void

                          floof

                          ron perlman

                          tuxedo

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                            Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                            Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…

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                            • K [email protected]

                              I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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                              I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

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                                standard issue

                                orange

                                void

                                floof

                                ron perlman

                                tuxedo

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                                What about naked?

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                                  What about naked?

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                                  i guess i am not a true catholic afterall

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                                    • Garfield
                                    • Tom
                                    • Puss in boots
                                    • The one in the hat
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                                    • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
                                      • Garfield
                                      • Tom
                                      • Puss in boots
                                      • The one in the hat
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                                      you forgot one, and he's on his way to your house right now.

                                      1000001875

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                                      • G [email protected]

                                        standard issue

                                        orange

                                        void

                                        floof

                                        ron perlman

                                        tuxedo

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                                        You forgot the Adam Driver cats.

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