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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

    Most common states are:

    • spaced outie
    • zoomie
    • the observer
    • butt-lick
    • carnage from the void
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    There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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      "You're lion"

      "no i'm not"

      "ja u ar"

      "no i'm not"

      "cheetah"

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      Ches. hired.

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      • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

        I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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        Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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          Long cat, ceiling cat...

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          Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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            Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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            Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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            • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

              There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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              That is "zoomie"

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                Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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                  I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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                    I didn't ask for this 😭

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                    • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                      Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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                      Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

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                        standard issue

                        orange

                        void

                        floof

                        ron perlman

                        tuxedo

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                          Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                          Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…

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                            I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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                            I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

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                              standard issue

                              orange

                              void

                              floof

                              ron perlman

                              tuxedo

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                              What about naked?

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                                What about naked?

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                                i guess i am not a true catholic afterall

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                                  • Garfield
                                  • Tom
                                  • Puss in boots
                                  • The one in the hat
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                                  • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
                                    • Garfield
                                    • Tom
                                    • Puss in boots
                                    • The one in the hat
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                                    you forgot one, and he's on his way to your house right now.

                                    1000001875

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                                      standard issue

                                      orange

                                      void

                                      floof

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                                      tuxedo

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                                      You forgot the Adam Driver cats.

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