Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Funny
  3. [mention any skills you have]

[mention any skills you have]

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Funny
funny
74 Posts 57 Posters 2 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • K [email protected]
    This post did not contain any content.
    icastfist@programming.devI This user is from outside of this forum
    icastfist@programming.devI This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #56

    Hello, [human name]! My suggestions include:

    • [list of sites that offer jobs]

    I hope I've been helpful!

    1 Reply Last reply
    23
    • K [email protected]
      This post did not contain any content.
      D This user is from outside of this forum
      D This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #57

      Effing Indian scammers!

      1 Reply Last reply
      9
      • K [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        no1@aussie.zoneN This user is from outside of this forum
        no1@aussie.zoneN This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #58

        I have basic skills in Doing the Needful, and I'm willing to learn fast and work hard.

        1 Reply Last reply
        23
        • Z [email protected]

          I hate that, I always loved my em-dashes, and I'll continue to use them — even if that means I look like an AI!

          L This user is from outside of this forum
          L This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #59

          Nice try robot scum

          S 1 Reply Last reply
          5
          • F [email protected]

            He seems genuine

            U This user is from outside of this forum
            U This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #60

            His neck is high, it makes me trust him

            1 Reply Last reply
            2
            • M [email protected]

              ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

              P This user is from outside of this forum
              P This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #61

              You're technically correct, but it's much less than $3000 USD. $232.54 USD to be exact. Or roughly two day's worth of pay for the average American. I guess things are much cheaper in India.

              1 Reply Last reply
              1
              • T [email protected]

                okay but what would the motive to write this even be?

                Responding to himself with some scam hustle, hoping that people similar to the OP take the bait?

                S This user is from outside of this forum
                S This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #62

                The motive could be as simple as asking for a job while not being fluent in English or not being confident in their English skills. People look for the worse in people way too much sometimes.

                1 Reply Last reply
                1
                • I [email protected]

                  You make 100 euro per month?

                  L This user is from outside of this forum
                  L This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #63

                  Ah, again month / year confusion. I should have went slept instead writing that then 🙂

                  Just checked: 20 000 rupies is a bit more than a minimal wage here. And the minimal wage in India is around 16k rupees.
                  OK, in that case dude just wanted somethig around minimal wage. That's not much.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • S [email protected]

                    People are laughing about the fact that this is obviously a template that didn't get filled out properly by either a bot or an incompetent person, not the suggested skill list mentioned in the template.

                    E This user is from outside of this forum
                    E This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #64

                    Idk, if I was an Indian and writing a Reddit post asking for help, I’d definitely use ai to make it as legible as possible

                    S 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • E [email protected]

                      Idk, if I was an Indian and writing a Reddit post asking for help, I’d definitely use ai to make it as legible as possible

                      S This user is from outside of this forum
                      S This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #65

                      So, if you were an Indian, you would by default have problems formulating legible, English text and would have to rely on AI? Didn't we have term for these kind of assumptions?

                      E 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • S [email protected]

                        So, if you were an Indian, you would by default have problems formulating legible, English text and would have to rely on AI? Didn't we have term for these kind of assumptions?

                        E This user is from outside of this forum
                        E This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #66

                        No, but I don’t know this guy. Why assume the worst

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • Z [email protected]

                          Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

                          E This user is from outside of this forum
                          E This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #67

                          The different style guides are designed for their particular environments. Most American newspapers and magazines follow AP, but most book publishers follow Chicago. Academics in the humanities tend to follow MLA, while academics in the social sciences tend to use APA. Hell, IEEE has a style guide for electrical engineers.

                          So do whatever you prefer. I tend to use Chicago because that's what I know best, but I have worked professionally in writing and editing publications that followed the Chicago rules.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • K [email protected]
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #68

                            Software Wiz. I make apps
                            Frontend, Backend, Website making, UI design, CI/CD, Cloud and stuff
                            Also I speak German
                            And i used to be a mechanical enginer
                            creater of DD-DigitalDiary (a BeReal alternative + Journal writer)

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • K [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              S This user is from outside of this forum
                              S This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #69

                              I am a Indian
                              Learn software dev
                              I suggest Flutter (frontend, basic)
                              easy to learn & get a good job
                              20k easy
                              Contact me via mail. I know how
                              Go to DD-DigitalDiary
                              And contact me.
                              And also make a linkedln profile

                              K 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • D This user is from outside of this forum
                                D This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #70

                                what percentage of my body needs to be microplastics to be considered artificial? because we all might be AI

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • L [email protected]

                                  Nice try robot scum

                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #71

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  1
                                  • R This user is from outside of this forum
                                    R This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #72

                                    I use alt+0151 for em dashes and alt+0150 for en dashes, or if I’m in Word or Outlook I use its autocorrect to trigger them (“word - word ” turns into an en dash while “word--word “ turns into an em dash).

                                    But now I’m starting to avoid them. I’m just glad AI hasn’t ruined semicolons yet (especially since I’m using them sometimes to replace em dashes).

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • S [email protected]

                                      I am a Indian
                                      Learn software dev
                                      I suggest Flutter (frontend, basic)
                                      easy to learn & get a good job
                                      20k easy
                                      Contact me via mail. I know how
                                      Go to DD-DigitalDiary
                                      And contact me.
                                      And also make a linkedln profile

                                      K This user is from outside of this forum
                                      K This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by [email protected]
                                      #73

                                      Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Go advertise your Android app somewhere else

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      3
                                      • M [email protected]

                                        ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

                                        T This user is from outside of this forum
                                        T This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #74

                                        Happy cake day!

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        Reply
                                        • Reply as topic
                                        Log in to reply
                                        • Oldest to Newest
                                        • Newest to Oldest
                                        • Most Votes


                                        • Login

                                        • Login or register to search.
                                        • First post
                                          Last post
                                        0
                                        • Categories
                                        • Recent
                                        • Tags
                                        • Popular
                                        • World
                                        • Users
                                        • Groups