Let's play this game again
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You are now a Golden Lab. Occasionally you remember being human, but then you see a stick you want to play with.
so you mean I get to exist as a creature of pure joy that everyone else loves when they see me? And I gain the ability to lick my own balls?
I'm not sure you understand this whole "monkeys paw" thing.
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When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
But you get no superpowers.
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When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
Doood, don't half ass it.
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so you mean I get to exist as a creature of pure joy that everyone else loves when they see me? And I gain the ability to lick my own balls?
I'm not sure you understand this whole "monkeys paw" thing.
If licking your own balls is what you want, I won't be the one to try and stop you.
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That seems oddly specific and personal.
Benny Hill did something along these lines.
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infinite money
People assume you're a fraudster and you get sent to prison because the courts do not believe you
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the rails quality is not very good
Me, an American: yeah, and?
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Despite the conversion, the vehicles used stay largely the same, so cars are now converted to using railways and trains to using interstates, etc.
This one hurt
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The ability to the cat
The cat does the dislikes
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You cannot forget the bad things, the pain, the emotions that went with them.
That is my "great" memory. Everyone comments on how good my memory is but I feel those hardcore moments like they just happened.
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
Even though it's delicious, it's violently spicy. Just like wolverine you feel every thing.
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
You now have autism, but you don’t know how to use it appropriately in social settings.
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But you get no superpowers.
From now on, neither do you
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
wrote on last edited by [email protected]But it's borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you've developed over the years is good enough (it's not) and so they refuse to prescribe medication to help you
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You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened to clayface actually.
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Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
You didn't say how much: you're gifted at one thing, but you're now nonverbal and every sensation is overwhelming.
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
Only Strega Nona can stop the spaghetti
