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Let's play this game again

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    That seems oddly specific and personal.

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    Benny Hill did something along these lines.

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      infinite money

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      People assume you're a fraudster and you get sent to prison because the courts do not believe you

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        the rails quality is not very good

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        Me, an American: yeah, and?

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        • L [email protected]

          Despite the conversion, the vehicles used stay largely the same, so cars are now converted to using railways and trains to using interstates, etc.

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          This one hurt

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            The ability to the cat

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            The cat does the dislikes

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            • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              You cannot forget the bad things, the pain, the emotions that went with them.

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              That is my "great" memory. Everyone comments on how good my memory is but I feel those hardcore moments like they just happened.

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                I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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                • E [email protected]

                  I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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                  Even though it's delicious, it's violently spicy. Just like wolverine you feel every thing.

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                  • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
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                    #137

                    Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

                    Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

                    Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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                    • M [email protected]

                      Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

                      Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

                      Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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                      You now have autism, but you don’t know how to use it appropriately in social settings.

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                      • M [email protected]

                        But you get no superpowers.

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                        From now on, neither do you

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                        • M [email protected]

                          Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

                          Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

                          Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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                          But it's borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you've developed over the years is good enough (it's not) and so they refuse to prescribe medication to help you

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                          • N [email protected]

                            You develop cyberpsychosis. Your anatomy is too foreign for anyone to be able to treat it.

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                            I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened to clayface actually.

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                              Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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                              • M [email protected]

                                Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

                                Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

                                Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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                                You didn't say how much: you're gifted at one thing, but you're now nonverbal and every sensation is overwhelming.

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                                  I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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                                  Only Strega Nona can stop the spaghetti

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                                    Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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                                    Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.

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                                    • R [email protected]

                                      From now on, neither do you

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                                      Oh no! My number of superpowers has reduced from 0 to 0!

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                                      • Y [email protected]

                                        You can turn invisible but only parts that are alive, in essence, cells. Your nails, your hair, the food you've eaten, pee... All can be seen though.

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                                        This is actually canon to HG Wells' The Invisible Man

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          the rails quality is not very good

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                                          I was thinking "but no municipality can ever find the budget to maintain or appropriately service the new lines that are constructed"

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