Let's play this game again
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it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
I see no flaws in this plan
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You become blind and deaf when invisible.
Also very screamy
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Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient
Do I have a cooldown, or can I just start repeatedly teleporting inside my basement?
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Invisibility
You're only invisible to yourself. Everyone else can still see you, but your real power is that they are polite about this dude who is, from their perspective, pretending to be invisible and just ignore you to be kind.
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Every time you do it, you land on a poop
And not like a little dog scat either. We're talking the entire football team ate some bad vichysoise and it hit them during practice and that pile is where you land. Every godsdamn time. You're starting to wonder if it's the same pile.
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You can only teleport your body. Meaning you will always arrive naked.
Are prostheses and implants considered part of your body for purposes of teleport?
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Wouldn't it be more like:
Grow slowly -> burn proportional amount of calories
Since you would need to get that energy from somewhereSo you'd be interpolating between a keg-shaped dwarf and slenderman; sounds nice, too
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Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.
That sounds like a bonus power.
Get them to do my bidding and they don't even know about it.
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Shoot butts out my laser
Your laser is no longer pure, straight light; it is organic and natural, and a shoot is butting out of the side, and will eventually grow into a laser tree.
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Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.
Hi I'm Simon the likeable!
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I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all
I think the side effect is the power itself. Animals only care about food, sex. Most boring super power on the list. Maybe cool to talk with dolphins.
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Happiness
wrote on last edited by [email protected]The happier you are the dumber you'll get
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But at the end of the day it doesn't matter
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Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say
You'll get kink for necks
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The ability to the cat
Do not the cat
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Will changes his name
Oh no! Who will I shit at now?
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You can't piss at will.
Poor will, never getting that number 1
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... but you will simultaneously puke
So the usual?
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But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn't around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
I name my toilet Will, problem solved
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Poor Will.
He loves it
