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Let's play this game again

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    Poor Will.

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    He loves it

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      Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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      #192

      No extra downside needed. You will never feel the trust of a deep personal relationship again, since everyone will react with the same unknowing compliance.

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      • M [email protected]

        Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

        Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

        Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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        Your downside is also Autism

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        • W [email protected]

          When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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          When you're not completely naked, your clothes are invisible

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          • L [email protected]

            Will to live

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            Wish granted: It now requires active will to live, like manually breathing

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            • N [email protected]

              The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.

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              If you don't say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.

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                No extra downside needed. You will never feel the trust of a deep personal relationship again, since everyone will react with the same unknowing compliance.

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                FUCK this cuts deep.

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                • S [email protected]

                  Teleportation.

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                  It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.

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                  • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
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                    #199

                    ability to make people say/do what you want them to

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                      Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279

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                      You get an illness from that time your modern immune system is not prepared for.

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                      • A [email protected]

                        Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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                        You're now a cat, and you can only communicate by meows

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                        • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
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                          Be able to transform into animals

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                          • R [email protected]

                            When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect

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                            You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence

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                              When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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                              You still emit infrared radiation, and are visible to many cameras around.

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                              • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours

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                                They shine so bright that any time you open your mouth everyone around is blinded. You should always sleep alone in a dark closed room as to not wake everyone up.

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                                  Super speed of course!!

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                                  Doesn't come with super damage resistance or super maneuverability. You cannot instantly turn or stop, and one mistake will lead to you crashing into something to death.

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                                    I GET IMMORTALITY!

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                                    #207

                                    ...I mean, weren't the side effects already well-explored?

                                    You can't die now, ever, not by accident, not by suicide. When you get bored of life, you cannot end it. You lose mental agility, collect all sorts of traumatic experiences, fall out with other people, and when they all die, you're still there - all alone, forever, in an unfriendly, cold, dark place, with no hopes to escape.

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                                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                      Shoot butts out my laser

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                                      Butt laser you say?

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

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                                        Most communities find it a violation and ban you, reverting your votes

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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                                          Every animal wants to come into your house to greet their friend

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