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    #199

    ability to make people say/do what you want them to

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      Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279

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      You get an illness from that time your modern immune system is not prepared for.

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        Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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        You're now a cat, and you can only communicate by meows

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          Be able to transform into animals

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            When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect

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            You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence

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              When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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              You still emit infrared radiation, and are visible to many cameras around.

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              • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours

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                They shine so bright that any time you open your mouth everyone around is blinded. You should always sleep alone in a dark closed room as to not wake everyone up.

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                  Super speed of course!!

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                  Doesn't come with super damage resistance or super maneuverability. You cannot instantly turn or stop, and one mistake will lead to you crashing into something to death.

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                    I GET IMMORTALITY!

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                    #207

                    ...I mean, weren't the side effects already well-explored?

                    You can't die now, ever, not by accident, not by suicide. When you get bored of life, you cannot end it. You lose mental agility, collect all sorts of traumatic experiences, fall out with other people, and when they all die, you're still there - all alone, forever, in an unfriendly, cold, dark place, with no hopes to escape.

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      Shoot butts out my laser

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                      Butt laser you say?

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                        I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

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                        Most communities find it a violation and ban you, reverting your votes

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                          Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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                          Every animal wants to come into your house to greet their friend

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                            Will to live

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                            Doesn't come with extra happiness. You just get to live a miserable life in dim hopes it will ever get better.

                            P.S. On a serious note, there is hope and a good life, I just extrapolated the situation by adding will to live in itself. You deserve all the best!

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                              Be able to transform into animals

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                              But you can never truly change who you are.

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                                infinite money

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                                You did such a frivolous spending you ended up causing massive disruptive inflation that destroyed the industry and the economy. Earth is now a much less friendly place to be.

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                                  ability to make people say/do what you want them to

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                                  But you have to say it with a silly voice, and if either of you laughs the effect is broken.

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                                    Be able to transform into animals

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                                    The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.

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                                      While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn't pass health inspection

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                                      That is disgusting but so well written

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                                        Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

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                                        You become a MAGA supporter

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                                          Mind reading

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                                          Whenever you do it, the fact you're reading someone's mind is announced loudly in their mind and in the minds of anyone nearby.

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