Let's play this game again
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I am ironman
All your joints are rusted up because you've never properly dried yourself as a kid.
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I am ironman
But you get rusty in moist environments; when you urinate you slowly rot away your urethra.
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
Downside: It’s not gluten-free.
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I am ironman
you're also an addict
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I am ironman
It's liqud iron.
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When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
You can only use this superpower in winter.
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Be able to transform into animals
But retain your ability to speak your primary language.
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Teleportation.
But you have to walk there
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
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The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
Check out 'Monster Eater', that's the premise of the MC's story.
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So you'd be interpolating between a keg-shaped dwarf and slenderman; sounds nice, too
Honestly, I could probably get behind that lol. After long enough I bet you could get really good at getting your mass exactly how you wanted it depending on what you want to do.
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I am ironman
Subscription fees apply, and they're higher if you don't get the ad revenue tier.
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I am ironman
you have an iron deficiency
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So I could never turn back to my original form. That is a big downside
That’s just what we call “the Tobias experience.”
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Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
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oh shit oh shit I'll keep my awkwardness and remain fragrant then
i think you just need to do homeoffice
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
You have to live to come to these conclusions
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Instant teleportation
It's instant from everyone else's perspective, you have a 5 minute cut scene that outlines the area you teleported to, but not a second goes by from the moment you teleport to after you are there.
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You're also broke, because money can't buy happiness
::: spoiler offtopic
*looking at a game i want*
guess i need to pirate to have fun
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Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.
They are a fixed diameter of half a mile across.
