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  • D [email protected]

    Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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    When the ice melts, it turns into PFAS

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    • M [email protected]

      Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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      Your government finds this ability useful and decides to collect you for... testing. Indefinitely.

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      • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

        Once we get the Americans to write the date properly we should probably agree on the symbols we're using as decimal and thousand delimitation.

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        1 sun is still plenty bright though

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        • C [email protected]

          You don't get to decide the destination of your teleportation

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          “… and hoping each time the next leap… will be the leap home”

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          • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

            You can't actually change time, just your perception of time. Your muscles don't move any faster. If someone is throwing a punch at you and you slow down time, you can appreciate the fist moving at your face for an hour of your slowed-down time, but you still can't dodge the punch. If you speed up time, you still need to eat, sleep, and perform other bodily functions. So, instead of getting hungry every few hours, you get hungry in what feels like seconds. And, since you don't have super-speed, you need to slow time back down again so you can eat.

            It might still be a power worth having, but it's not as awesome as it might seem at first.

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            It would be great for raw reaction time, granted you'd still have to wait for your body to catch up.

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            • W [email protected]

              With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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              you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.

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              • jhogenbaum@leminal.spaceJ [email protected]

                ,,..For half an hour

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                That.... was brutal.

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                  When the ice melts, it turns into PFAS

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                  so it's just normal store-bought ice then huh

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                  • O [email protected]

                    Tbh this one is a pretty easy one to undo at least. Just give them stupid OP magic items and have the BBEG wonder into camp unarmed.

                    So this one esentially boils down to "you only play once and your friends are pissed"

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                    Alright, I'll make it a bit more difficult.

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                    • W [email protected]

                      With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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                      a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.

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                      • M [email protected]

                        As long as they're paying me for the time, I see this as a win.

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                        They will pay you, what they pay for another employees day.

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                        • jhogenbaum@leminal.spaceJ [email protected]

                          ,,..For half an hour

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                          Well you just use it on yourself and within that half hour you can remove side effects permanently.

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                          • A [email protected]

                            The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.

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                            All I'm seeing is upside tbh.

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                              This sucks because all of the responses are negative.

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                              Wish granted, but you have to up vote them anyway

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                              • crypto@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                But you have to walk there

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                                Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.

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                                • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

                                  You're one of those people who can't click their fingers.

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                                  This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.

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                                  • B [email protected]

                                    Global warming solved.

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                                    All the fires caused by these giant convex lenses won't be much good for the amount of carbon in the atmosphere though.

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                                    • W [email protected]

                                      You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

                                      Except, there's just one small problem...

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                                      They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist.....

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.

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                                        But you still age relatively to the time it took you to get there.

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                                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                          Shoot butts out my laser

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                                          Your laser shoots cigarette butts. Homeless people love you now.

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