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  • D [email protected]

    Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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    #468

    Social Obligation.

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    • R [email protected]

      Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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      They can, at any point shut you out.

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      • H [email protected]

        Social Obligation.

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        Awesome, so I can make people feel socially obligated to do things?

        Everybody on the internet, we need to each give this person one dollar. Enjoy, friend.

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          It’s only the first reply, son. Plus, your superior was lamenting the responses, not my lack of participation.

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          #471

          My apologies, i was trying to say something very different and i think we crossed some wires.ill take the great for that sorry.

          I was thinking that you are right, ib after with you and i hope we get to see them.

          I'm not your son, please don't call me that i find it disturbing.

          And it's me, not you.

          Please, aunt call me that again if you are a kind stranger who had some empathy

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          • T [email protected]

            I can shapeshift.

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            Into Ron Jeremy.

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            • P [email protected]

              Your butthole is now sealed shut

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              And all of my poop will teleport into the back of your throat when it arrives at what was once my sphincter.

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              • L [email protected]

                I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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                Air also stops, so moving causes unimaginable levels of friction and you cannot breath.

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                • V [email protected]

                  My superpower is pain

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                  Intense, constant, unending pain that you can never escape. Mental and physical.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

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                    It comes out of your urethra.

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                    • K [email protected]

                      I always succeed at anything I attempt

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                      But nobody will ever remember you doing any of it.

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                      • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
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                        I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.

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                          I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.

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                          You look and sound like the 'you on kazoo' kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you're a 9 year old.

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                            You look and sound like the 'you on kazoo' kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you're a 9 year old.

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                            Worth it.

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                            • D [email protected]

                              Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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                              Ok. You're often tired, but coffee gives you super strength, Popeye style.

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                              • D [email protected]

                                Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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                                You get perfectly controllable, exact, and safe teleportation, even if you’ve never been to the place you want to teleport to, you can also teleport others with you, but you start menstruating really bad every time, doesn’t matter if you have the usual equipment. No matter who you are, and it also applies to anyone teleporting with you, you will find yourself in the middle of intense menstruation.

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                                • _lordmcnuggets_@feddit.org_ [email protected]

                                  I am ironman

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                                  Crippling alcoholism.

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                                    impeccable social skills

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                                    When interacting with pedophiles.

                                    It would make for a great pedo radar, though.

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                                    • penguin202124@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                      Real life Ctrl+Z

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                                      But it's an Apple keyboard.

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                                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                        Shoot butts out my laser

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                                        Big, sexy, irresistible butts. Perfect asses. Round and bouncy. Butts that give you a reason to live. The kind you wanna eat like groceries… Sorry, what were we talking about?

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                                        • adrianthefrog@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                          You're still perfectly visible in shadows and reflections. Anyone who catches you in a mirror will see you completely naked.

                                          Ambient light occlusion counts too, the area covered by your feet looks perfectly black.

                                          Edit: You can create this scenario pretty easily in Blender. Here's what it might look like:

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                                          That kind of makes it cooler. That would be fucking terrifying, I’d be making SOOOO many people believe in ghosts that can punch you in the face if I had this set up.

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