Let's play this game again
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The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
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The power to become the animal I last ate.
You're a staunch vegetarian
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My superpower is pain
You can only inflict it on yourself
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Your butthole is now sealed shut
You get food poisoning from everything you eat or drink
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I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
You can only write 'hello world'
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I always succeed at anything I attempt
wrote on last edited by [email protected]You attempt skydiving without a parachute. Once....
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This sucks because all of the responses are negative.
Remember that you matter, and I hope that you are okay, and have a fabulous day..!
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The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
It works everytime you touch someone you admire or love.
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Instant teleportation
You can only teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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I am ironman
The breakfast cereal
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Congrats! You have this superpower and I am jealous.
Unfortunately you can now only concentrate on things you are supposed to do. You try to watch TV and you can't follow the show because you're thinking about how you need to mop the floors. Want to read? You can't concentrate because you really should wash your windows. Your life becomes a hell of boring productivity. You lose sleep thinking about all the things you're supposed to do, including how you're supposed to be asleep by now. There is no more pleasure in life. There are no more quiet moments. There is only stuff you are supposed to do.
How do you know how my brain works? ಠ_ಠ
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The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
"Short" in universal terms, I guess
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You never experience true trust and understanding ever again and you will never see the genuine version of anyone you interact with, only the mentally enslaved shells of people.
that's a curse not a side effect
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You look and sound like the 'you on kazoo' kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you're a 9 year old.
There was a cowboy bebop episode kinda like this. Sympathy for the devil I think
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that's a curse not a side effect
It’s really just something that would come with the territory, like the character of Kilgrave.
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I think they mean someone else gets credit for it, you don't choose who
Dear God you could absolutely ruin someone's life
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Stack overflow won't load while time is paused.
I would still pause time, and just chill there
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It's funny if they are creative and actually engage with the power. But most just seem to be "you get cancer" type stuff, or just "your power only works in this one hyper specific and useless way"
Exactly. It’s lazy reddit brained bullshit. The same tired jokes over and over again, always in a similar form. Zero creativity.
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How do you know how my brain works? ಠ_ಠ
Ohai fellow ADHD-haver!
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You’re only able to utilize the Club Penguin files after you’ve setup a server to revive GhostX.
I mean, I already have that covered. I have a locally hosted server that does the job for me (locally hosting it also means nobody else can access it, meaning no DMCA takedowns, no account info from someone I don't know, and I get to tinker with the game a bit).
