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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

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___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

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  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO

    Me and my friend coming up with the worst shitposts

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    Some proper neckbeard
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Valhalla awaits

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    not sure why anyone would want to spend eternity in odin's place anyways, when the alternative is a meadow owned by the godess of beauty and sex.. like hm, do i want to drink mead with a bunch of macho dudes, or frolick and fuck?
  • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR

    Old School

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    So was it standing, like, completely upright? Or was it more of a squat?
  • E

    Iron

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    So I think we agree?
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    🐀🔥🔥🔥

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    You are right about the subjectivity of the scale, though. The American Spice Trade Association has an objective test using high performance liquid chromatography. They have graciously provided the data to the public free of charge.... just kidding you have to be member (starts at $2,500/yr).
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    What a shocker!

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    i so dearly wish more games were like deep rock galactic, just have a button that lets you ping whatever you're looking at, with special voicelines for important things. in DRG it's a faux pas to use the voice chat, half the fun of the game is communicating solely through pinging stuff and furious head and body movement. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dnGFylrdKxI
  • M

    How many times have you wanted to ask a co worker this question

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    Co worker? Nah Customer service representatives? All the fucking time
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    A beauty of a shit post!

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    halvar@lemy.lolH
    i think you have finally mastered this
  • M

    Stop acting entitled and just live your own life

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    But I responded to your answers? I don’t understand the distinction… According to Miriam Webster a bad faith argument is: A bad faith argument is an argument made with dishonest or insincere intentions, often involving deliberate misrepresentation, misleading information, or a lack of genuine belief in the position being presented Which part of my argument do you find bad faith?
  • M

    Every period of time has it's unique solutions

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    Better be HDR on OLED, or I'm not coming.
  • ekzepp@lemmy.worldE

    Great Advertising

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    you can tell that your opinion is worth listening to because you use a slur for innocent people
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Power Word: OBEY

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    my first thought is crazy harry [image: 280?cb=20220507223645]
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Florida ounces

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    lemmisaur@lemmy.zipL
    I still read it as this gross sounding "^u^llbss" and have to correct myself.
  • jerb322@lemmy.worldJ

    Growing up in the 80's, I thought that I would be in a situation where I would need to push the top off of one of these by now...

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    If you want to know where to look for the Grail, you'll have to open that up and read the inscription on the shield.
  • Z

    Lifehack

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    I thought the gardening in NZ thing was legit? Are there not foods you can buy in the store but are illegal to grow yourself?
  • M

    Titling is hard

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    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
  • Z

    When people call things they don't like "slop":

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    Added some clarification to the post that it's not the case...
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    It was the death of Tito that threw Yugoslavia into chaos.

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    Yeah maybe throwing foreigners under the bus wasn't that much of a smart move huh?
  • sjmarf@sh.itjust.worksS

    One Angry Man

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    Don't forget its sequels: Ocean's One and Ocean's One.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    WEEP MORTALS! I AM YOUR VENGEFUL GOD

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    "Bert the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him... that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you."