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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB

    I'm doing my part!

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    this is an epic level comment to find 19 days later bravo
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    Time to pluralize titles.

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    Two Forest Mountains
  • ssupii@lemmy.sdf.orgS

    farting

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    We have lost the art of smithing words. "You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”
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    Something we can all agree on

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    Run local models. Tell others you can. There is nothing AI Bros fear more than models becoming specialized, near zero cost tools instead of enshittified, immoral corporate APIs they can sell. Why do you think they spend billions lobbying and hyping safety? Its sure not because they care about safety beyond the absolute bare minimum for liability. It’s because local models would collapse their entire house of cards.
  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    Birds aren't real

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    Nor is this video... Its an edit lol
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI

    Yeasty

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    altima_neo@lemmy.zipA
    I say this as a baker, though. That is a ton of dough. I think way more than any pizza place is using. For a dumpster to be over flowing like that, you'd be taking well over several thousand pounds of dough. I've had to throw out 200 lbs of dough a few times over the years due to problems. It's barely a drop in the bucket.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    You have played yourself, Kagrenac

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    Spoiler for people who hate the games where you died before the began
  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    i am speed

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    Spiral/circle patterns are more efficient for push mowers in terms of effort, speed, and continuity.
  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    Happy cake day

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    Is that Sunbun? (Unfortunately she’s on Reddit so I miss her but still)
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    Southern USA core.

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    How do you circumcise an Alabama guy? Kick his sister in the jaw.
  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT

    We really don't want to talk about our problems

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    Are you trying to say that gay women get put on suicide holds for illegitimate reasons? If so why not just say that and stop being an ableist arsehole?
  • salty_chief@lemmy.worldS

    Same pimple for a year

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    Do one with a little smiling worm under the surface
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    Fret not, for santa is coming, from soviet russia.

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    Start doing this

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    i would like to request the source of the whimsical mage image
  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR

    Cooking pizza

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    I assumed they were going to put the shaken box through the oven since the post is titled "Cooking Pizza" so opening it immediately was a surprise. Yes, I expected the same layout, but cooked.
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    Sounds like a plan

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    the guys i need in my guy squad

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    And everyone who is walking through those glass shards
  • spicytuna62@lemmy.worldS

    Honda Zonda

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    Does it belong to Bridget Fonda?
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    Life hack

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    I love me some industrial safety, and I acknowledge the philosophical tension between explosion prevention and explosion encouragement. But if I had 458 fire extinguishers, we’re gonna go inspect the lathe of heaven and make sure it’s up to code.
  • morph9@lemmy.zipM

    You have one job.

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    Minor nitpick: It's just onus, no h. English is inconsistent. Herb, lol. ... But anyway... so, this has yet to go to court. If Valve just... does their own intepretation, unbans some games, Visa and MC can just say welp you violated the partner rules, no more payments for you. Now, Valve has to do a prolonged legal battle to prove wrongful termination of contract ... while also having their money printing machine offline. And also, all that would do is possibly award them compensatory damages. A court cannot compel a business transaction (an ongoing partnership) or partnership anywhere near as much as it can compel people, corporations have more rights than people. If it could, well then we have turned the economy on its head, now judges run businesses, not CEOs. ... Maybe there is some kind of wrongful termination / non renewal of contract clause, but: 1 - I doubt it 2 - Well you'd be having lawyers argue the validity of that anyway. Valve and MC + Visa both currently do not want to take this to an actual lawsuit because it would be extremely costly in financial / reputational terms for each of them. Visa and MC and Valve would all massively lose financially if their agreements fell apart, Visa and MC and Valve as well could also suffer massive reputational damage depending on how exactly the public narrative forms around the lawsuit... and lawyers are quite expensive. Nobody actually wants to pull the trigger, because its akin to a MAD scenario with nukes. ... That is why we are getting this weird tap unfolding basically PR war, where both sides are angling snd making essentislly veiled threats... but not actually seeming to do much beyond posturing. This kind of shit happens all the time between corporations, its usually just that it stays internal to the involved companies, you read about it two decades later in an autobiography named 'My life as a corporate big shot' or whatever.