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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    Sexual Harrizzment

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    If you weren't trying to see under your teacher's skirt and got a stern talk afterwards, were you even born a man?
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    Xbox 360/PS3/(to a lesser extent) Wii owners represent

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    GameCubes also had ATI GPUs. Never heard of any issues with these
  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK

    Teach needs to get with the times.

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    comfy@lemmy.mlC
    It's a common and well-understood word, you're completely correct, and really any word is a valid word, although it's pretty clear the teacher was trying to teach formal English habits (which unfortunately can be useful to know) and it ain't that.
  • thebat@lemmy.worldT

    Wanna Ride This Bussy?

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    They are real bussies for not leaning into it.
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    Really chess.com?

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    https://xkcd.com/1287/
  • L

    Sounds like the horns for class war are being blown *very* loudly

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  • F

    Not the place dude.

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  • N

    The longer I look the less I can tell them apart

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    Looks like a Maine Coon. Probably real. source: had a Maine Coon.
  • D

    Mini-me is considered to be outright hate speech and The Love Guru is nothing but racism

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    sigh...... Yeaahhhhh..... .... Yeahhh...... Okay, that's fair. Mini me and fatjokes and racism.......... And ageism.... Yeah It's not good. Love guru though, I wiped that pos from my memory. So, my humblest appogies on that mistake. And don't get me wrong, now thinking back to when I last watched the austin powers movies, I remember thinking "these still actually hold up at all, but won't last a ton longer". Damn. My memory even of like three years ago had me only remembering the good parts. What about Ace Ventura? Surel- fuck. I mean. There's gotta be an amount of space for accepting some parts of movies that would otherwise not hold up, right? Like, I'm sure these people have come with us in society and learned better as society has....right? 🥹
  • Z

    Anyone Used Climaveneta Air-Cooled Chillers?

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    She climaveneta on my air-cooled till I chillers
  • F

    I bet you only have one account

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    Yeah, because having two will get you banned do you ever read the terms and conditions or are you just raw dogging life?
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    Oh hell yeah

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    What’s it like being a liar, with pants constantly on fire🫥
  • B

    The emotional support dunkies

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    Male, bi
  • simple@lemm.eeS

    WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS

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    a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA
    Congratulations. Your ribbon is in the mail.
  • lupo@lemmy.worldL

    I wonder how Phantom and Barry are doing?

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    my day would’ve been better without reading this
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    Sure..

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    Sorry, I heard the first sentence then was thinking how to reply while waiting for the noise to stop.
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Same old shit

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    Sad reaccs only
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    They finally patched racism

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    Well, shit. I hadn't known about Inquisition. I think the last time I saw them was something like 2016? At least I only have the one t-shirt. I haven't heard anything about Agalloch; what's going on there?
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    I am not a builder… but that does not seem right

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    Unless you're hanging a CRT you really don't need to bother screwing into the studs. Get the right type of plug and you can hang some pretty absurd weights from drywall, especially if most of the force is straight down like it would be with a tv mount. I really like the screw-in type plug. Easy to install, no possibility of the toggle not toggling or whatever. If you want to mount one of those extendo-mounts I'd probably bother to screw it into the studs though, to be fair.
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    Well put.

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