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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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1. Be Respectful

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    Don't forget to tip your landlord!

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  • M

    Is talking about your hobbies and interests really small talk?

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    manticore@lemmy.nzM
    It absolutwly can be small talk. Small talk is a low stakes way to build rapport without exchanging any information that is intimate, vulnerable, or confrontational. Talking about the weather is boring small talk. I hate boring small talk very much, but small talk in general is important for building rapport with people you don't know well enough to be vulnerable with. Talking about pop culture, like [TV SHOW] or [LOCAL TEAM], are also small talk.
  • sirico@feddit.ukS

    This entire community

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    Yeah, aboard the AI-slob hype train into fascism, very likely. But I think cryoto scams are stilk around so NFTs are probably as well?
  • O

    EVs are at their heart really simple machines.

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    > both corporations and consumers have shown

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    it's the preference of "oh hey if i buy the cheap thing i can afford to feed my child a whole 5 days per week!"
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Techno feudalism, here we come

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    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS
    guys will see this and go "hell yeah" hell yeah
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    Is she talking to you?

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    Draw faster. I don't have all day.
  • marighost@lemm.eeM

    lazy bones

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    laziness is not doing things unless there's a very good reason to do them turns out there is a good reason to return shopping carts
  • pero@lemm.eeP

    The pigeon be straight up drippin', yo

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    So which one?

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    It's just a habit that can be changed though I also used to sleep on my stomach, since I was a kid. But started waking up with such horrendous neck pain. The way i sleep is so specific now. Feels like I have perfected it. I love doing a version of A, where I have a pillow between my knees, and another to hug. I make sure that my pillow really supports the neck by kind of propping it up a bit and pushing it into the neck. I roll my shoulder forward so that I get more flat and as much of my torso as possible is touching the mattress, and keep that arm straight in front of me. If I can lie down on the floor in that position I know I'm in the "right", comfortable position. I usually prop my e-book up against another pillow and read until I fall asleep. Journaling, and the cognitive shuffle sleep method is also great to combat racing thoughts.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Mommy!

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    daggermoon@lemmy.worldD
    I feel like shit
  • rmdebarc_5@sh.itjust.worksR

    WMD

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    this but seriously. Android 8-11 were peak. Feels like newer versions are just pussyfooting around while google just does ai bullshit
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    Hot spaceships in your Lemmy instance

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    a_chilean_cyborg@feddit.clA
    wait, i lost that meta, somebody explain!
  • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR

    Misunderstood the assignment…

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    Nobody Knows What It Means But Its Provocative
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    Also what does the fox 🦊 say?

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  • artichoke99@lemm.eeA

    > Why do you think small talk isn't interesting?

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    Its fine ok

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    I like to ask it like so: Have you spent enough time on taking care of you lately? You're no good to anyone when you're not well.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Fuck cars

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    The BMW i series doesn’t ship with blinkers so if you have one don’t worry about it
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Pixar or something idk

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    I do enjoy Gary Numan.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    This entire community

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    A meme's whole purpose is to propagate.