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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts ___ -Do not Brigade other Communities -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy. -No Witch Hunts against users/communities. -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community. …


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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    Opposite day
  • Number neighbors!

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    "Is the Space Pope Reptilian?"
  • Rip willy boy

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    Not many people know this but Will Smith's uncle is Slappy White.
  • I felt sorry for them

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    only known method of hacking encryption
  • Been a long century

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    I literally thought, "ooooo, simple arithmetic, wont do that just now. But yeah, iv been selling drugs and alcohol and 21 plus id cards and licenses to mfers born post 1999 for so long now, must be true." Then I remembered my own math. Yea I guess the 80s was younger time?
  • Paw Police

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    I want paw patrol: after dark of these exact situations. Imagine chase just absolutely mauling the mayor because he’s not complying
  • Religions have some of the wackiest rules

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    When people get afraid they get superstitious. And then they walk into the wolf's arms.
  • The unprompted texts I send my best friend.

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    Sir this is a Wendysshitposting community.
  • Rule 34 rule

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    I would need to see multiple, peer reviewed sources. It's a very sensitive topic, but regardless, I don't believe that that material should be floating around. Access it through a psychiatrist, or therapist.
  • Literally

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    Liam, hast du kaka in der hose
  • Welcome all new users and Reddit refugees! [PARTNERED POST]

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    When I clicked on the link, it says error
  • gotta be sure...

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    Most desktop OSes have support for hidden files
  • Please advise

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    Send me a nude, ez one
  • Title

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  • I knew it

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    I'm starting a convoy for the downstairs bathroom, start packing your provisions.
  • Weeeeeee

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    I keep hearing that Cities Skylines II has constant bugfixes because each fix reveals new bugs. It's better, but still divisive. More people continue playing the original, according to Steam's statistics.
  • What else is in Miss Piggy's DMs?

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    They frighten my cat, that’s what.
  • great 👍

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    Even if I lick it it doesnt work
  • Worm time

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    I've heard too many times of guys not having the "correct" answers to theses silly little questions to treat them like anything other than something to ignore.
  • I do it around town all the time

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    Lol, "ok". Might fight you for it.