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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Turbulence

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    https://youtu.be/fqSyibSPq5w
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Thoughts?

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    Big Pretzel is probably way to busy keeping the tasty European baked goods away from the Americans instead of spending time on proper Pretzel rotation. Also, every kid knows that pretzel sticks have a top and bottom, don't be ridiculous!
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    The world is falling apart! Send us your money!

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    I donate quite a bit and I've only found AOC and Bernie (big surprise) to be ones that are looking for something other than "send me another check" as a follow-up to your donation. AOC and Bernie send updates and shit telling you what they're doing for their constituents, how you can get more involved, etc.
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    I can't believe this is a real article. Just wow.

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    This, joined into their christian fascist neo-fundamentalist, pop evangelicalism. Jesus would be some kinda anarchist- socialist.
  • tundra@lemmy.mlT

    fucking hell

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  • pudutr0n@feddit.clP

    what's kiwi farms?

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    console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC
    A site dedicated to archiving information about notable or peculiar users on the internet. At least that's what they claim, but really it is just a place for trolls to harass people with mental disabilities or dox trans people
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    It's a Sham!

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    Champaign for my real friends, Real pain for my sham friends.
  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK

    I used to think 4chan was the most fucked up site on the Internet that wasn't straight up a child porn site.

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  • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV

    The real one

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    weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW
    Minus 5 points for having the wrong World Trade Center in frame. Plus 69 points for big swangin’ Bills.
  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT

    Check out this alpha male

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    Higher quality image. [image: 9881f653-fba4-4421-8755-8376f09d41e8.jpeg]
  • K

    I'd choose 4,5 & 9

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    Why do people play "would you rather?" Why do people play "marry, fuck, kill"? It's fun to mix and pick options and see what others would do. If the game was "you get all positive and negative things ever in existence" well, that just wouldn't be very interesting now would it?
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    Thanks angry Italian chef, we're saved!

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    While I'm sure that was the intent of the AI prompt, I've never had a garage door break in such a way that you couldn't just lift it, plus he clearly is coming home from work, not going to it.
  • phudgins@lemmy.worldP

    IT’S THE FEDS!

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    sixtyforce@sh.itjust.worksS
    True, but specifically USA targeted black people to fill their prisons with slave labor. Crack to this day is still treated much worse than cocaine despite the insane multiplier having been lowered.
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    yalls done seen any bugs round these' parts?

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    One large southern lady, just like me lol This is what I'm picturing: [image: exnv0laomrn51.jpg]
  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS

    We're deep into the baggy era mate

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    Industrial advertising, fashion is a demand creation system.
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    They wouldn't let my comfort dog on the plane

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    Right wing AI slop, they love their interpersonnal emotionnal confrontation that confirm their farcical self righteous beliefs about made up people
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    The Gooner

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    It was a big and very busy pub so we had both glassy and bar back. Usually that's the same person but we needed multiple people just constantly clearing the floor and washing glassware, and a couple people restocking the bar and changing kegs.
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    Is not reincarnating an option?

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    I mean I'm an atheist so.
  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksE

    Workin overthyme

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    Working overthyme sucks
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    I need to play this

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    I cast electrical fire! That should do it.