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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …

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3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …

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___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR

    Nextdoor Nightmare

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    random_character_a@lemmy.worldR
    Was that guy in Poltergeist 2? If so, his voice matches his face.
  • dearmoogle@lemmy.todayD

    What's your lämp sign?

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    Capricorn is so tsundere...
  • S

    Only half?!

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    I have also stopped believing in time as a concept
  • tomkatt@lemmy.worldT

    We did it everyone, the future is here!

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    macncheezus@lemmy.todayM
    On the bright side, American corporations are more diverse now than ever before in history, so they got that going for them, which is nice.
  • M

    When your GF asks if this dress makes me look fat

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    Are bad tourist shirt posts above or below drunk uncle level facebook posts? Either way this is lowering the shitpost bar past the Kola Superdeep Borehole SG-3.
  • M

    Saying goodbye to Mom before heading off to the beach

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    I miss the days when we made kids fight for the International Championship belt.
  • B

    I'm all for ingenuity.

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    Finally a weapon to surpass metal gear!
  • M

    The key to success is knowing how to market your business

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  • griff@lemmings.worldG

    Space is the place

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    She has a really great point. I want to clone my dog too
  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR

    And NO lube!?!

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    this is when you offer the services of your own dick by saying, "I know, it's gross but I'd be willing to help my gals out with some dick!" then everyone falls into the bed together and the camera pans down to their feet while the bed starts squeaking. the scene cuts to black and fades into the next day where your corpse is laying lifelessly on the bed because you broke the first rule about sleepovers. you never bring dick to a sleepover.
  • R

    spongebob

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    [image: intro-1664578643.jpg]
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Jeans

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    No that was a song by David Jowie.
  • genfood@feddit.orgG

    Old Man with Device that Shoots Oranges

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    I have a friend who is a vet, and she has become my main source of medical knowledge
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    We live wasted lives

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    If I accepted that to be true, then no one can lead the country and its cooked. There are plenty of capitalist economies with low corruption.
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    cooking question

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    I overdosed on nicotine by accident. I had a bottle of liquid from my refillable vape in my pocket that came open. Yes, it will go through the skin into your system. ODing on nicotine, at least at the level I did lead to strong anxiety, heart palpitations, tachycardia, and projectile vomiting. Also, I had a seizure after I finished dying outside and walked into work for my minimum wage job, right in the entry way. I am epileptic though, so I'm not entirely sure if that related - as I was undiagnosed and untreated at the time. Making minimum wage with no medical benefits, choosing healthcare is a difficult decision over food and a roof.
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Small

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    [image: 6ce2e9c2-5666-4c1c-bdb7-fb69b2082e68.webp]
  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO

    Anyone else enjoy Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew?

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    Why ain't there no citrus fruits on yer ship, cap'n?
  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS

    unfortunate news

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    Thank you to all who refrain from posting twerking videos on shitpost. Sadly, I can imagine a thematic concept for it.
  • godric@lemmy.worldG

    Wheeee!

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    Depends, for sober drivers? Yes. For drunk drivers? No.
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    Ahem, well well

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    That's why I specifically try to avoid saying that, and instead say "important question". Almost always interchangeable, gets the point across, and you don't sound like a subservient AI.