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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

___ Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion. Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here. …


2. No Illegal Content

___ Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required. That means: -No promoting violence/threats against any individuals -No CSA content or Revenge Porn -No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing) …


3. No Spam

___ Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules. -If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community. -Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community. -No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers -No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community. …


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content ___ -Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content. -Do not post Gore or Shock Content. …


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts ___ -Do not Brigade other Communities -No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy. -No Witch Hunts against users/communities. -No content that harasses members within or outside of the community. …


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

___ -Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags. -Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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  • Old Man with Device that Shoots Oranges

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    I have a friend who is a vet, and she has become my main source of medical knowledge
  • We live wasted lives

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    If I accepted that to be true, then no one can lead the country and its cooked. There are plenty of capitalist economies with low corruption.
  • cooking question

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    I overdosed on nicotine by accident. I had a bottle of liquid from my refillable vape in my pocket that came open. Yes, it will go through the skin into your system. ODing on nicotine, at least at the level I did lead to strong anxiety, heart palpitations, tachycardia, and projectile vomiting. Also, I had a seizure after I finished dying outside and walked into work for my minimum wage job, right in the entry way. I am epileptic though, so I'm not entirely sure if that related - as I was undiagnosed and untreated at the time. Making minimum wage with no medical benefits, choosing healthcare is a difficult decision over food and a roof.
  • Small

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  • Anyone else enjoy Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew?

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    Why ain't there no citrus fruits on yer ship, cap'n?
  • unfortunate news

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    Thank you to all who refrain from posting twerking videos on shitpost. Sadly, I can imagine a thematic concept for it.
  • Wheeee!

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    Depends, for sober drivers? Yes. For drunk drivers? No.
  • Ahem, well well

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    That's why I specifically try to avoid saying that, and instead say "important question". Almost always interchangeable, gets the point across, and you don't sound like a subservient AI.
  • Religion choices

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    Brody is a pedo who all the church ladies love to the point of turning against their kids if they say anything against him. Billy Bob is a deeeeply closeted homosexual who fantasises about murdering rent boys and actually might have, depending on where he was in the 70's. Susan is just kinda stupid and annoying, but she does good charity work for people who actually need it and she really doesn't want to hurt anyone, so she should get to live.
  • A very curious situation indeed

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  • Oh Boy!, Golly!

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  • When you do it

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    Most normal lemming pick-up line
  • meow

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    Homeschooled
  • Thanks Mr. Clean!

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    Top comments are a heart wrenching story about someone's wife who passed on, and a pic of anime porn with Mr clean
  • F the 4th

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  • A great meal

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    Not gonna touch those brown eggs though
  • two wolves

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    Try to figure out what makes them go harder and do more of that >:)
  • The new new testament

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    I don't actually! It's tradesies.
  • Thnickels! For safety!

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    Your comment is okay.... but still very thin. You need to add some heft, or you'll never get respect! societal media: #thnickels
  • pants

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    "Blue jeans on a white t-shirt, she's killin' me in that miniskirt."