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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

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  • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP

    NO DOGS IN HOUSE

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    No it's a name you call somebody, but only if someone really hurt you or screwed you over. When you hurt you toe you might say teering or tyfus (tbc, typhus)
  • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP

    Popular cults

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    This man gave us so much in exchange for a steady, lifetime diet of scenery-chewing.
  • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orgC

    > business part of it

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    Can you show me the room? The room with the people who care? Because I sure as hell don't!
  • timboslice@discuss.onlineT

    The American Dream

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    My condolences on both the awful realizations and the exhaustion of your retirement funds. I feel you on the self-incorporation front. That one keeps coming up for me, especially when times are tough.
  • M

    Why would you spell the brake pedal in this automatic car as CLUTCH?

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  • W

    They're people too

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    Don't look at the lamp. You won't like what you see.
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    Pressure sensitive

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    Gay guys have been really upset that women have been taking all the bears lately
  • X

    I would say the general design philosophy.

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  • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP

    Yeah, probably

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    More pixels [image: 12d7e762-ee84-4f97-8acd-0f3e18756a11.png]
  • T

    Lamp detention

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    How heavy was the lamp though? Because there's "ow!" heavy, and "he's in a coma" heavy.
  • stamets@lemmy.worldS

    FA-blub-FO-blub

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    As a kid, back before we had wikis and websites with all the information you want, I thought it was the funniest thing when I gave my Magikarp hyper beam.
  • W

    Addiction

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    The people who write comics seem to be absolutely garbage human beings.
  • W

    We are way overdue for an open source 2d printer

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    We could probably print one with a 3d printer.
  • S

    Oh you were talking about oversimplified...

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  • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM

    We never stood a chance.

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    That's fair enough dude. It's strong stuff and it's hard to break out if you're having a bad one. Last time I did it was just after COVID, I was not in the right head space, and it really sent me sideways in a way that it never had before. So now I steer clear. I'd still recommend shrooms tho. They are a much friendlier psychedelic experience.
  • P

    I can assure you it's not just the "apple phone" that does this

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  • W

    burburbur

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    If the hamburger originated in the city of Hamburg, where does the cheeseburger come from?
  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC

    first

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    [image: 68bf68d0-65e9-472f-ae76-6839b41e5c98.jpeg] older!
  • sassyramen@lemmy.worldS

    Nice Jared Leto tattoo!

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    Wish I didn't
  • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP

    My mortal enemy

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    I definitely get that. I used to fear age more than I do now. Now, I don't really care anymore. Aging just means I am closer to finally being able to sleep for good. Besides, it's not like I am going to reach 90 or anything like that; I just have to hold on till my parents pass and then I can follow them without guilt.