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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Seriously whole life

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    I never viewed a midlife crisis as actually breaking free or feeling like your half way so you need to alter. I always viewed it as a, now I finally have money and am in a financially stable spot where I can risk money to splurge on something I normally wouldn't, point in life. Sadly, that seems gone. You'd be lucky if you have a stable career where you feel like you won't get fired tomorrow at 30. If you have anything left your desperately saving it for retirement.
  • Doc was right

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    There's also Louis Theroux: The Ultra Zionists if you're from Australia. Don't know if it works with a vpn. Post back if it does.
  • TIL There are 65 Million Latinos in the US

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    explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE
    Unfunny politicians and sexist idiots can both exist
  • Sorry bout your heart

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    If Jesus came into the US, he would be crucified for being a "poor woke immigrant communist" (read this as: not okay with the exploitation)
  • this is the guy who made Jesus' Tod

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    It's a satirical party first and foremost, and it does satirise the right wing.
  • Artificial Refugia

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    Aw, now the massive collection of little shit pellets is on the inside of the tennis balls.
  • How high

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    A singer in our country had the agreement that he would only sing on an event for Jewish kids if there were no political statements being made during his performance. So of course the first thing he noticed was a stand handing out pro-Zionist pamphlets. He got on stage, explained that that agreement was violated, therefore couldn't perform and as a result got called anti-Semetic by one of our political leaders. Which resulted in the artist having to go into hiding, as he now started receiving death threats. The, in my opinion, gigantic piece of trash that called him out insists she did nothing wrong. Because taking responsibility for your actions and words is only something others need to do of course. So.. Insisting agreements with Jewish organisations are followed: you fucking anti-Semite.
  • The glass is...

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    LibreOffice: Jan 1, one half, one third
  • Some are called the great old ones for a reason

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    Some of it is. Like any genre there's good and bad incosmic horror
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    We haven't made it federally illegal (yet, I fear) but ended federal protection, which made it possible to ban at the state level. Many of our more conservative controlled third-world states have made it illegal or are throwing fits that they can't for state constitutional or judicial reasons.
  • Some Bomb Shit

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    The follow up to the much appreciated Heil Honey
  • Justification

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    yes and with the cuts, millions more would go from a bad situation to a desperate one... the more desperate, the better the slave
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    i agree, but I do believe if obama had tried him in court the public would have harangued him. like most things he did or tried to do. Once again this is a racist country you cant even get away with being half white
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  • xkcd features in study about EU open source fund

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    It is, edit it and toggle the NSFW setting.
  • 17 years younger than me is 23, I cannot image that amount of energy.

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    Maybe for you . ..
  • What would you have done?

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    Until 1971 our currency was not decimal. Britain has undergone an extremely lengthy process of metrication that lasted from the 60s to the 90s and to this day people still use imperial units for measuring driving distance, beer and cider, body weight/height, horse height. It should be pointed out that imperial units are not the same as American units.
  • Thoughts?

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    If you keep basing your enjoyment of life of what other people say, it doesn't matter what they say, you'll be miserable. Politics are politics, your feelings are your feelings, keep those apart for your own sanity.
  • Who bee on first?

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  • Office cowboys

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    That would imply the existence of straight cowboys.