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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Nobody

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    That is the mentality of people recording these things, but you will soon realise that the scenario you are describing will never happen.
  • Get ready to lose again, assholes.

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    an important caveat about what happened with Russia, an enormous amount of their military was only on paper, because it had either been lied about, or stuff was stolen, from various positions on the pecking order. It should also be noted that after a shitshow of year 1 and being unable to fight a combined arms mechanized war, they switched back to the brute force and massive casualty strategy, and for all intents and purposes, It worked, all Ukraine can do is try to hold territory and kill soldiers, but realistically due to Western cowardice and ratfuckery, the door closed a long time ago on Ukraine being able to dislodge Russia from its stolen territory.
  • Twitter^2

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    omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO
    Wtf is the American flag doing there????? Russian flag I might understand if they have insane anti western cooties
  • It really does

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    Stay away from partying and you'll be good kid.
  • Zohran Mamdani

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    mcnasty@sh.itjust.worksM
    A little less than I did before!
  • End our torment

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    Hey, don't write yourself off yet
  • Focus

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    If you put Donald Trump in a Toyota Camry it becomes a Charge Dodger.
  • GI Rights Hotline

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    Ah yea american soldiers are victims
  • How's that working out?

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    pretty sure they used that as a guide to violate everything the nation holds sacred edit: words hard
  • for helping me escape when I needed to

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    @blainecapatch.bsky.social‬
  • Probably a repost, don't care

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    If someone tells everyone he knows he is a man, he is a man even if he doesn't seem like a man sometimes. Same with Christians. It is really annoying when they don't seem to follow many Christian teachings but they are still Christian. IMO anyway.
  • Built to last

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    But the actual price is cheaper too, do you suppose the 650USD samsung costs 200 USD to build and ship? A 250 dollar machine with a 6 year warranty would be impressive, and triple their profit margin.
  • Putin's Tool

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    Anybody who's interested in Ukraine should follow Tim Mak and his news site Counteroffensive I'm not sure if he's Canadian or American. He's a graduate of McGill in Canada, but apparently served as a medic in the US Army. He used to work for The Daily Beast and Politico, then for NPR for 5 years. Now he's running his own news organization out of Ukraine. He and his team are reporting on the ground in Ukraine, living through all the drone attacks, then going out to talk to Ukrainians in person. He also covers military issues between China and Taiwan. Some of the stories he's covered are things like the drone attacks deep inside Russia that destroyed their bombers, but also things you won't get elsewhere like secret apartment concerts in Ukraine. And if that doesn't convince you, he signs off all his dispatches with his dog of war pics of puppies he and his team run across while reporting on the war.
  • The great millennial garbage gyre

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    I don’t know that it’s a worthwhile endeavor either, but I’m pretty sure it’s true… the original thing I said I think was making fun of men for being hornier in the context of dating apps? In the end what matters I suppose is everyone being happy in their personal and public relationships etc…
  • Television

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    I'm glad that I stopped watching television so many years ago (excluding watching the thing at a friend's place (and muting it when the commercials start rolling)). Watched only movies in the end. But the ads were too much. PC & Adblock
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    What is this, Spout.ly?!
  • Wearing socks *is* a social construct

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    I have no problem believing that every society has ludicrous cultural vestiges that can undoubtedly be traced back to a religious practice. For example, some Pope might declare that fish isn't meat based on an example of linguistic sophistry to protect the fishing industry.
  • president of peace everybody

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    In the case of war on Iran, Trump successfully ended it, or ended so far. Congress as part of the zionist first rule over America would definitely have authorized it, and may have been behind "discrediting the success" report leaks, in order to extend the war. Israel did fail to provide immunity from war crime repercussions, and so likely happy, at citizen level, with ceasefire. But congress is no threat to zionist supremacy, and a debate procedure, just legitimizes the illusion of non tyranny.
  • The goal is suffering

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    gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG
    the mosquitoes, i suspect the fucking mosquitoes or whatever insects there will be will probably be worst.
  • I never do this OBVIOUSLY

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    thanks ! always here to nerd the soul out of a meme