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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Laziness prevails

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    Nowadays you’d get a “package delivered” sms with a photo of the Trojan Horse outside a gate you don’t recognise.
  • Kind of forgot

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    The pandemic reference dates it anyway
  • Greatest ally

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    Nationalism as a function, to use your terms, doesn't have to specifically be a result of a desire for cultural identity. It might, but when speaking of it as a function it has a narrower meaning and doesn't have to carry additional baggage like that, though it may often imply it. When speaking of nationalism as ideology, it definitely fits my definition of evil, by putting artifical values above the wellbeing of people, which nationalism does by definition. Following that logic, nationalism as function isn't necessarily evil (though it may be if you flavor it with racism or such, like Confederation did), while nationalism as ideology necessarily is. I'm not sure what specifically you were disagreeing with, so I hope I made my point clearer.
  • got the bratwurst from the back of the grill

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    Pre.cook.ur.brats
  • What the fuck

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    Yikes. ‍
  • the porn dude

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    This account has just been created, this is the only post of this user and this is not the first time I've seen an ad for this website on lemmy. It's not appreciated.
  • Stop the count

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  • Anaphylaxis

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    And stirred for a couple hours in near boiling temperature
  • Major violation

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    [image: 4ec3498a-b277-4444-a197-3fbcc9b4dfd7.png]
  • He told Israel to stop bombing Iran \>:(

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    This concludes the extent of his negotiating skills. Israel is like a cat pushing things off a table. They maintain firm eye contact while committing war crimes, just to demonstrate how little respect they have for their supposed allies. Of course Trump can't see that is their game because he has the IQ of a watermelon.
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    I just blocked the guy. Spammers get blocked. I don’t care what their message is.
  • Dressing up as ICE

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    This just looks like a recipe for disaster LMAO
  • smart bed

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    Yeah, the baffling part to me is these people didn't see how the bed being Internet connected could be a problem.
  • I think a foreign exchange student actually be less likely to drink it.

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    you’re not supposed to just eat it straight from your hand. Eating customs are a hit different than just actually ingesting a bottle of laxative. Eating customs also aren't stated on a product. Whereas this is clearly labeled "magnesium citrate". My point being that while some American kids might not pay attention to what it says on the label, it'd make sense that a foreign exchange student would read the label and know what magnesium citrate is, or at least realise it's medicine of some sorts. Seeing as they're students, in an exchange program, they probably know the language somewhat. So I standby what I said. Your example is more akin to eating pizza with a knife and fork in Italy rather than chugging a bottle of laxative by accident.
  • Potatoes deserve recognition

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    Rice: hold my sake Hemp: hold your breath
  • Solar war

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    Looking at the graph also shown that there's always an economic crisis during the low solar activity.
  • Look, I'm not saying Trump's lying, but...

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    Ea-Nasir is that you
  • Tomorrow: rains of fish

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  • Fake News. Get your Fake News here.

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    member of Israeli sleeper cell warns about Iranian sleeper cells
  • Armageddon befalls us shan't we act swiftly.

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    Actually, Hamas,