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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Been there...

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    She is the worst!
  • Thank you Iran.

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    I've seen another satire on the whole zionism thing claiming that Tel Aviv buildings were appropriate targets as they had F7s hidden inside them and such were military targets.
  • I mean… You can’t think about it 24/7 or else you will go insane.

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  • JFC.

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  • Sick burn.

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    nickwithac@lemmy.worldN
    I don't remember this episode of Deep Space Nine...
  • At US Embassy in London

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    timlovestech@badatbeing.socialT
    They see them as the "good ones" because they will make the babies and/or are "hot". If JD wasn't a fucking empty human and could get another woman, he.will almost certainly drop his current wife when she begins to not pass that "hot test" benchmark so he can stay in the women haters club. Although if Miller had his way he would deport them all. That man has no heart, and only misery and hate brings him anything resembling joy.
  • I was jist following orders

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    You can google all of them. Nazi scientists also famously got welcomed by the USA with open arms.
  • Self Defense

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    No, because apparently Israel is allowed to step over the territorial integrity and sovereignty of any country, conduct illegal assassinations wherever they deem fit, destroy diplomatic facilities protected under international law, and anyone that claims otherwise is a dirty antisemite, khamas, and needs to be killed with a two thousand pounds bomb along with their entire lineage.
  • Did you find any good dog hats?

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  • hmm

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    Raised a disturbing memory… [image: 52b08d01-250c-4615-aa69-891465b36e75.jpeg] https://youtu.be/O-2tpwW0kmU
  • Picturing the cops as roman soldiers helps.

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  • Hats for dogs or hats with dogs???

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    rivalarrival@lemmy.todayR
    Both. [image: c834ff75-67b5-41dd-89fe-67f4fde45e8a.webp]
  • red makes it go faster

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    Especially the ones with racing stripes
  • Cryptids

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    thebat@lemmy.worldT
    People self reported there too. I'm still giggling about this one from last month https://old.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/1k4sc8s/yall_this_my_hair/
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    This is why wealth needs to be capped. Billionaires should not exist, and we'll soon start to see trillionaires in the next 5 years.
  • a harry potter fan's guide to navigating pride month

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    You're actively alienating people from the movement you say you're a part of. You are doing more damage than I am, and continuing to alienate people over your perception of a strict adherence to what is right is not helping. You're trying to use childish spelling to say I can't get over not having Harry Potter. I'm not even arguing it's good. I probably bring it up maybe once a year? And pretty much always with a caveat of wishing the author wasn't such an asshole. Yet that isn't enough for your purity test apparently. I would reflect on the fact that you need allies that you don't agree with to build a movement. Right now you're narrowing your scope to a tiny percentage of people, all because you can't imagine that maybe you aren't fully and totally correct on this topic, and you want to try and belittle me into agreeing with you. I don't think I'll continue the conversation from here. I hope you limit further damage and alienation to people trying to be on your side.
  • GENIUS

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    Well that's what I mean when I use it. Best, Jerkface
  • "Our secret forces just randomly stumbled upon this"

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    ..? Ok? I could draw a picture of 9/11, it means literally nothing other than it's a picture of 9/11