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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
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  • Skylines and Turnstiles

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    Crazy to think 9/11 and Twilight were only 4 years apart.
  • We really should

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    Like five years ago, I was a laborer, and I started having a panic attack in the morning before work. I called my boss who was also my friend. He was sympathetic and told me to just come in to work anyway. I couldn't move. Later that year, I quit and went back to school for four years, and now can't find a job. Why is life like this?
  • Life advice

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    deportations by ice without due process in violation of court orders (this is what the people in LA are directly protesting) the president commandeering the national guard for domestic use in absence of an invasion
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    It's complicated. This pretty clearly targeting our "progressive" sheriff who the governor believes was installed by George Soros (I'm not joking). The state already sued and took her to court to make her drop the city's sanctuary policy that is a result of a federal consent decree. They lost in court, so they made this new law to try and force her instead. It's been a wild few months Then after all that we still had the 10 inmates who escaped after being let out of her overcrowded and underfunded jail by a jail employee. This is also being blamed on "progressive policies" (Even though the reason it was overcrowded was bc the governor established a permanent police force in the city and filled the jails with people who were pulled over for things like window tint level and then arrested on unrelated charges.) Because they are state police, they have never been bound by city rules, and they can do whatever they want. They have already been working with ICE this whole time. The governor has even released an EO that brought on 5 state agencies to already work with ICE that ranges from the National Guard to the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries (I'm not joking) Still, he couldn't just leave the city law enforcement alone, bc he couldn't stand not having full control.
  • This one hits hard

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    I dunno, I think he looks good. He has noticeably more muscle than the average guy on the street, and I'd imagine that if he didn't work out he'd look worse with general flabbiness. I had a similar build in my late 20's. At one point, I had just started dating someone new, and I said something self deprecating or playful about my own body, and she outright scoffed at me, and blurted out "what the fuck are you talking about, you've got an amazing body" and it was just the little jolt of self esteem boost I didn't know I was looking for. Understanding the difference between bodies one would have working out for a year versus not working out that year is important. It's still a significant difference that people notice, even if there's another significant difference between the one-year guy and the professional fitness model in the magazines.
  • Moms

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    I don't really get the point of the muslim part. Stays as "funny" without it, so what's the point there? It's not like islam has the monopoly on anti-lgbt ideas.
  • Accidentally hip

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    This is why I never do anything other than "Thanks,"
  • Nook to D4, Great Point I mean D3, i mean 3D

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    hallucinations, bugs, security flaws,
  • car-cass

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    It's a warning to other pigs. It's effective.
  • Angels

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    halvar@lemy.lolH
    So God gets cucked?
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    By that logic, no one can enjoy anything but Andor. Every piece of entertainment is liberal or flawed in some way. Doesn't stop people from enjoying them.
  • You can't say that, gramps!

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    Can you really not even picture a path where people just are better, without the need for laws or violence? I know there's pain so great that expecting people to accept it is delusional.
  • > Guess I pissed off some reactionary liberals.

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    princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP
    You're welcome
  • > ā€œThere is no ethical consumption under capitalismā€

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    abbotsbury@lemmy.worldA
    buying the product=! Supporting the author that's actually exactly what it is, like that is literally the most straightforward and direct way to support an author
  • Content warning: Gaza genocide

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    thefrirish@jlai.luT
    No need for NSFW tag
  • Superior Risk Assessment

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    Nah crazy surprise merges have nothing to do with keeping a proper distance. But maybe Canadians have better driving manners
  • Why does my treadmill want my email address?

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    I can’t fucking stand making more accounts just because companies want to collect data. The gen-z people I know can’t either. Used to it ≠ Not complaining about it
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    I think it's awesome that different Batman stories can examine different versions of Bruce and his position as a billionaire - it allows different aspects of the world to be interrogated: criminals sometimes doing crime because they know of no other way to survive in a capitalist hellscape, the apathies of billionaires to the evils of their financiers, Batman's obsession with order leading him to militarise the streets of the city he loves, etc.