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I can fix her

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    How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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    Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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      Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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      • S [email protected]

        Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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        They do fuck pretty good. It's like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

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          As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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          Orderlies don't count. It's like being on vacation.

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            Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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            I mean you're right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage....ouch.

            -even if you don't vibe it's going to be amazing

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            • U [email protected]

              How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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              crazy people need dick too

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                Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                • O [email protected]

                  As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                  There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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                  • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                    Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                    Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs footjobs.

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                    • draegur@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                      "I can fix her"?

                      She can break me.

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                      Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

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                      • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                        Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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                        God that movie sucked ass.

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                          crazy people need dick too

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                          But do they deserve dick, is the question.

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                            God that movie sucked ass.

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                            I kind of want to watch it, but I'd have to watch the original Joker first.

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                            • seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                              Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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                              As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.

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                                God that movie sucked ass.

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                                I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

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                                  Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

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                                  Let him go. Folks all the way on bpd bullshit just leave you wrecked until you decide to stay away. Maybe he'll get better, I've had respected friends and partners who did, but it ain't worth waiting for and being broken over and over in the meantime

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                                  • draegur@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                                    "I can fix her"?

                                    She can break me.

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                                    Both are fun. Then we can do a crazy ex girlfriend off.

                                    (I will win)

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                                      But do they deserve dick, is the question.

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                                      Wow, bigot.

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                                      • toomanypancakes@piefed.worldT [email protected]

                                        There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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                                        In my experience the patient's desire is not a factor.

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                                        • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                          Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                                          Men love BPD chicks because we'll be obsessed with them and could suck the paint off a trailer hitch but they act all shocked when they realize they need Steve Irwin level animal handling skill to not get their face chewed off and that they might just get speared to death anyway. My guy, do you want to live life on the edge or not?

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