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I can fix her

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    This is how you become the ghost.

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      No, she definitely ghosted me 😞

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        Don't bother. She's already perfect.

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          As someone currently being ghosted, improvement yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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            How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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              How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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              Look at you, trying to force "common sense" into people. How "admirable".

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                "I can fix her"?

                She can break me.

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                  She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

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                  As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                    How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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                    Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                      How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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                      Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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                        Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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                          Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                          They do fuck pretty good. It's like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

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                            As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                            Orderlies don't count. It's like being on vacation.

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                              Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                              I mean you're right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage....ouch.

                              -even if you don't vibe it's going to be amazing

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                                How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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                                crazy people need dick too

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                                  Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                                    As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                                    There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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                                      Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                                      Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs footjobs.

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                                      • draegur@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                                        "I can fix her"?

                                        She can break me.

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                                        Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

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                                          Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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                                          God that movie sucked ass.

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