I can fix her

[satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world]

She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

[lucky_777@lemmy.world]

This is how you become the ghost.

[karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de]

No, she definitely ghosted me

[dbtng@eviltoast.org]

Don't bother. She's already perfect.

[godric@lemmy.world]

As someone currently being ghosted, improvement yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

How about not putting your dick in crazy?

[some_random_nick@lemmy.world]

Look at you, trying to force "common sense" into people. How "admirable".

[draegur@lemmy.zip]

"I can fix her"?

She can break me.

[onslaught545@lemmy.zip]

As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

[sc00ter@lemmy.zip]

Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

[seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

[sundray@lemmus.org]

Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux?

[twobeesan@lemmy.world]

They do fuck pretty good. It's like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

[twobeesan@lemmy.world]

Orderlies don't count. It's like being on vacation.

[teamevil@lemmy.world]

I mean you're right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage....ouch.

-even if you don't vibe it's going to be amazing

[lemonskate@lemmy.world]

crazy people need dick too

[ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.world]

Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

[toomanypancakes@piefed.world]

There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

[sneezycat@sopuli.xyz]

Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs footjobs.

[turtlesareneat@discuss.online]

Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.