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I can fix her

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    As someone currently being ghosted, improvement yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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      How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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        How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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        Look at you, trying to force "common sense" into people. How "admirable".

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          "I can fix her"?

          She can break me.

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            She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

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            As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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              How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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              Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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                Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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                  Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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                    Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                    They do fuck pretty good. It's like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

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                      As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                      Orderlies don't count. It's like being on vacation.

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                        Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                        I mean you're right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage....ouch.

                        -even if you don't vibe it's going to be amazing

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                          How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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                          crazy people need dick too

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                            Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                              As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                              There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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                                Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                                Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs footjobs.

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                                  "I can fix her"?

                                  She can break me.

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                                  Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

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                                    Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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                                    God that movie sucked ass.

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                                      crazy people need dick too

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                                      But do they deserve dick, is the question.

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                                        God that movie sucked ass.

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                                        I kind of want to watch it, but I'd have to watch the original Joker first.

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                                          Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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                                          As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.

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