French is such a beautiful language
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Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?
Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."
It is indeed (and apparently that's where the english word comes from)
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French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.
Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.
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Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.
Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.
Ça faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux
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And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.
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And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.
Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.
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French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
Tabarnak!
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I don't know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.
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Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.
Stop speaking gibberish.
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Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
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Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
It squirts its juices at each one.You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.
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It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.
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Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
It squirts its juices at each one.No, definitely not.
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No it is not. It's the most fucked up language to learn and write.
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You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.
Seems more like he always does.
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And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.
Dommage?!? Quosser tu veux dire "dommage"? C'est beau le français en dehors de la France tabarnak.
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No, definitely not.
not with that attitude.
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not with that attitude.
I know how to brat, don't worry. I know how to get what I want.
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French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Sacre mille de tonnerre !
Btw the French writer Rabelais, through his character Gargantua has established that the neck of a well endowned goose is the best for wiping the arse:
there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.
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And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.
Too late, Fr*nce alone spans 13 timezones.
