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French is such a beautiful language

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    For those confused it says "Me and the goth girl who gave me my first prostate orgasm"

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    Thank you kindly. Thought it said something related to premium or top most.

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      Thank you kindly. Thought it said something related to premium or top most.

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      You have to pay extra for that

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        French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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          What does this mean for the economic situation in Bosnia?

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          How does this affect the trout population

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            Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

            Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

              Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."

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              Le petite morte is the little death

              It's a euphemism

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

                Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."

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                It is indeed (and apparently that's where the english word comes from)

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                • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

                  French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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                  Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

                  Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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                    Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

                    Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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                    Ça faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux

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                      And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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                        And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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                        Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

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                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTkpyUHBGDA

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                            French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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                            Tabarnak!

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                              I don't know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.

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                                Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

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                                Stop speaking gibberish.

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                                  Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                                  It squirts its juices at each one.

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                                    Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                                    It squirts its juices at each one.

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                                    You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

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                                      It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.

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                                        Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                                        It squirts its juices at each one.

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                                        No, definitely not.

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                                          No it is not. It's the most fucked up language to learn and write.
                                          French is la merde!

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