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French is such a beautiful language

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    Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

    Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

      Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."

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      Le petite morte is the little death

      It's a euphemism

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

        Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."

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        It is indeed (and apparently that's where the english word comes from)

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        • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

          French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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          Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

          Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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            Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

            Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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            Ça faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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              And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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                And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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                Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTkpyUHBGDA

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                  • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

                    French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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                    Tabarnak!

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                      I don't know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.

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                      • yerbouti@sh.itjust.worksY [email protected]

                        Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

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                        Stop speaking gibberish.

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                          Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                          It squirts its juices at each one.

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                            Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                            It squirts its juices at each one.

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                            You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

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                              It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.

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                                Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                                It squirts its juices at each one.

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                                No, definitely not.

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                                  No it is not. It's the most fucked up language to learn and write.
                                  French is la merde!

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                                    You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

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                                    Seems more like he always does.

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                                      And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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                                      Dommage?!? Quosser tu veux dire "dommage"? C'est beau le français en dehors de la France tabarnak.

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                                      • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

                                        No, definitely not.

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                                        not with that attitude.

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                                          not with that attitude.

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                                          I know how to brat, don't worry. I know how to get what I want.

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