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French is such a beautiful language

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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

    Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."

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    Le petite morte is the little death

    It's a euphemism

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

      Is "orgasme" actually orgasm? I've literally only known "le petite morte," but I have to assume it's a euphemism not the actual word for "orgasm."

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      It is indeed (and apparently that's where the english word comes from)

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      • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

        French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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        Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

        Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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          Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

          Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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          Ça faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux

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            And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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              And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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              Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

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                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTkpyUHBGDA

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                • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

                  French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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                  Tabarnak!

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                    I don't know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.

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                    • yerbouti@sh.itjust.worksY [email protected]

                      Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

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                      Stop speaking gibberish.

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                        Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                        It squirts its juices at each one.

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                          Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                          It squirts its juices at each one.

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                          You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

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                            It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.

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                              Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                              It squirts its juices at each one.

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                              No, definitely not.

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                                No it is not. It's the most fucked up language to learn and write.
                                French is la merde!

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                                  You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

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                                  Seems more like he always does.

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                                    And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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                                    Dommage?!? Quosser tu veux dire "dommage"? C'est beau le français en dehors de la France tabarnak.

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                                    • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

                                      No, definitely not.

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                                      not with that attitude.

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                                        not with that attitude.

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                                        I know how to brat, don't worry. I know how to get what I want.

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                                        • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

                                          French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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                                          Sacre mille de tonnerre !

                                          Btw the French writer Rabelais, through his character Gargantua has established that the neck of a well endowned goose is the best for wiping the arse:

                                          there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.

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