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  • T [email protected]

    That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

    oleorun@lemmy.fanO This user is from outside of this forum
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    #12

    I went to a similar site, but instead of checking private keys it checked all my credit cards to make sure they weren't on the dark web.

    /s

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    • T [email protected]

      That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

      krolden@lemmy.mlK This user is from outside of this forum
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      #13

      The disclaimer ruins the joke

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      • krolden@lemmy.mlK [email protected]

        The disclaimer ruins the joke

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        #14

        Better safe than sorry

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        • oleorun@lemmy.fanO [email protected]

          I went to a similar site, but instead of checking private keys it checked all my credit cards to make sure they weren't on the dark web.

          /s

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          #15

          Do you have a link? I want to check mine

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          • K [email protected]

            That’s a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

            Don't tell me what to do with my employers keys.

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            That's ok. Just don't do it with your personal ones.

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            • T [email protected]

              That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

              scoopta@programming.devS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #17

              Page claims to be IPv6 ready...does not actually have an IPv6 address. This isn't a meme, this is a crime

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              • anafabula@discuss.tchncs.deA [email protected]

                It says it IPv6 ready but doesn't even have any AAAA DNS records.

                It does use TLS 1.3, but only AES 128 bits for me.

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                #18

                Glad to see I'm not the only one checking for a AAAA. Looked like a cool and useful site /s but I only use sites with v6.

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                • T [email protected]

                  That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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                  #19

                  Didn't pass captcha to submit my crypto wallet 😞

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                    Didn't pass captcha to submit my crypto wallet 😞

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                    #20

                    Have you tried disabling VPN?

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                    • krolden@lemmy.mlK [email protected]

                      The disclaimer ruins the joke

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                      #21

                      I'm pretty sure there was a version without it first.

                      Still made me laugh 🀷

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                      • N [email protected]

                        FWIW this is what I did:

                        $ ssh-keygen -f fake_ssh_key
                        

                        (press Enter twice for no passphrase)

                        and then:

                        $ cat fake_ssh_key
                        

                        Which I then just copy-pasted from the terminal. Surely this can't reveal anything about my other private keys, right?

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                        #22

                        We know your unique machine ID now.

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                        • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                          We know your unique machine ID now.

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                          I'll be impressed if you tell me what operating system I'm using.

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                          • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                            I'm pretty sure there was a version without it first.

                            Still made me laugh 🀷

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                            #24

                            Yes I do remember it used to not be there

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                            • T [email protected]

                              That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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                              Blocked by defender

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                              • oleorun@lemmy.fanO [email protected]

                                I went to a similar site, but instead of checking private keys it checked all my credit cards to make sure they weren't on the dark web.

                                /s

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                                Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                                • lazynooblet@lazysoci.alL [email protected]

                                  Blocked by defender

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                                  Damn. Microsoft did something right?

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                                  • T [email protected]

                                    Have you tried disabling VPN?

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                                    #28

                                    I'm a robot

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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                                      I just gave away my private key used to access my vps via ssh.

                                      The website is secured with SSL βœ“ and network traffic encrypted with TLSv1.3 βœ“.
                                      Furthermore, the website uses IPv6 βœ“ and my private key is encrypted with AES256 βœ“βœ“βœ“. Nobody else can access it.

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                                      • mormegil@programming.devM [email protected]

                                        Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                                        I could have sworn I had a bank card for a while with a 6-digit pin... Am I crazy? Is that impossible? Or is the joke worn out?

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                                        • mormegil@programming.devM [email protected]

                                          Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                                          #31

                                          Ah but you can use Cantor's diagonal proof to get a new one. For example if I take the first four and increase the nth digit on the nth row then I get 1114 which isn't in the set.

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