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  • G [email protected]

    Didn't pass captcha to submit my crypto wallet 😞

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    Have you tried disabling VPN?

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    • krolden@lemmy.mlK [email protected]

      The disclaimer ruins the joke

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      I'm pretty sure there was a version without it first.

      Still made me laugh 🤷

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      • N [email protected]

        FWIW this is what I did:

        $ ssh-keygen -f fake_ssh_key
        

        (press Enter twice for no passphrase)

        and then:

        $ cat fake_ssh_key
        

        Which I then just copy-pasted from the terminal. Surely this can't reveal anything about my other private keys, right?

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        We know your unique machine ID now.

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        • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

          We know your unique machine ID now.

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          I'll be impressed if you tell me what operating system I'm using.

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          • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

            I'm pretty sure there was a version without it first.

            Still made me laugh 🤷

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            #24

            Yes I do remember it used to not be there

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            • T [email protected]

              That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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              Blocked by defender

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              • oleorun@lemmy.fanO [email protected]

                I went to a similar site, but instead of checking private keys it checked all my credit cards to make sure they weren't on the dark web.

                /s

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                Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                • lazynooblet@lazysoci.alL [email protected]

                  Blocked by defender

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                  #27

                  Damn. Microsoft did something right?

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                  • T [email protected]

                    Have you tried disabling VPN?

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                    #28

                    I'm a robot

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                    • T [email protected]

                      That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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                      #29

                      I just gave away my private key used to access my vps via ssh.

                      The website is secured with SSL ✓ and network traffic encrypted with TLSv1.3 ✓.
                      Furthermore, the website uses IPv6 ✓ and my private key is encrypted with AES256 ✓✓✓. Nobody else can access it.

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                      • mormegil@programming.devM [email protected]

                        Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                        I could have sworn I had a bank card for a while with a 6-digit pin... Am I crazy? Is that impossible? Or is the joke worn out?

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                        • mormegil@programming.devM [email protected]

                          Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                          Ah but you can use Cantor's diagonal proof to get a new one. For example if I take the first four and increase the nth digit on the nth row then I get 1114 which isn't in the set.

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                          • asudox@lemmy.asudox.devA [email protected]

                            I just gave away my private key used to access my vps via ssh.

                            The website is secured with SSL ✓ and network traffic encrypted with TLSv1.3 ✓.
                            Furthermore, the website uses IPv6 ✓ and my private key is encrypted with AES256 ✓✓✓. Nobody else can access it.

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                            #32

                            And? What was the result? Is your key safe to use?

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                              That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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                              the answer is yes

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