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Natural selection in IT

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  • krolden@lemmy.mlK [email protected]

    The disclaimer ruins the joke

    a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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    #21

    I'm pretty sure there was a version without it first.

    Still made me laugh 🤷

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    • N [email protected]

      FWIW this is what I did:

      $ ssh-keygen -f fake_ssh_key
      

      (press Enter twice for no passphrase)

      and then:

      $ cat fake_ssh_key
      

      Which I then just copy-pasted from the terminal. Surely this can't reveal anything about my other private keys, right?

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      #22

      We know your unique machine ID now.

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      • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

        We know your unique machine ID now.

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        #23

        I'll be impressed if you tell me what operating system I'm using.

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        • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

          I'm pretty sure there was a version without it first.

          Still made me laugh 🤷

          krolden@lemmy.mlK This user is from outside of this forum
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          #24

          Yes I do remember it used to not be there

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            That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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            #25

            Blocked by defender

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            • oleorun@lemmy.fanO [email protected]

              I went to a similar site, but instead of checking private keys it checked all my credit cards to make sure they weren't on the dark web.

              /s

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              #26

              Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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              • lazynooblet@lazysoci.alL [email protected]

                Blocked by defender

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                #27

                Damn. Microsoft did something right?

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                • T [email protected]

                  Have you tried disabling VPN?

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                  #28

                  I'm a robot

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                  • T [email protected]

                    That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

                    asudox@lemmy.asudox.devA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #29

                    I just gave away my private key used to access my vps via ssh.

                    The website is secured with SSL ✓ and network traffic encrypted with TLSv1.3 ✓.
                    Furthermore, the website uses IPv6 ✓ and my private key is encrypted with AES256 ✓✓✓. Nobody else can access it.

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                    • mormegil@programming.devM [email protected]

                      Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                      #30

                      I could have sworn I had a bank card for a while with a 6-digit pin... Am I crazy? Is that impossible? Or is the joke worn out?

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                      • mormegil@programming.devM [email protected]

                        Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                        #31

                        Ah but you can use Cantor's diagonal proof to get a new one. For example if I take the first four and increase the nth digit on the nth row then I get 1114 which isn't in the set.

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                        • asudox@lemmy.asudox.devA [email protected]

                          I just gave away my private key used to access my vps via ssh.

                          The website is secured with SSL ✓ and network traffic encrypted with TLSv1.3 ✓.
                          Furthermore, the website uses IPv6 ✓ and my private key is encrypted with AES256 ✓✓✓. Nobody else can access it.

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                          And? What was the result? Is your key safe to use?

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                            That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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                            #33

                            the answer is yes

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