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  • T [email protected]

    That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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    #19

    Didn't pass captcha to submit my crypto wallet 😞

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      Didn't pass captcha to submit my crypto wallet 😞

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      #20

      Have you tried disabling VPN?

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      • krolden@lemmy.mlK [email protected]

        The disclaimer ruins the joke

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        #21

        I'm pretty sure there was a version without it first.

        Still made me laugh 🤷

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        • N [email protected]

          FWIW this is what I did:

          $ ssh-keygen -f fake_ssh_key
          

          (press Enter twice for no passphrase)

          and then:

          $ cat fake_ssh_key
          

          Which I then just copy-pasted from the terminal. Surely this can't reveal anything about my other private keys, right?

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          #22

          We know your unique machine ID now.

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          • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

            We know your unique machine ID now.

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            #23

            I'll be impressed if you tell me what operating system I'm using.

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            • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

              I'm pretty sure there was a version without it first.

              Still made me laugh 🤷

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              #24

              Yes I do remember it used to not be there

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              • T [email protected]

                That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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                #25

                Blocked by defender

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                • oleorun@lemmy.fanO [email protected]

                  I went to a similar site, but instead of checking private keys it checked all my credit cards to make sure they weren't on the dark web.

                  /s

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                  Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                  • lazynooblet@lazysoci.alL [email protected]

                    Blocked by defender

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                    #27

                    Damn. Microsoft did something right?

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                    • T [email protected]

                      Have you tried disabling VPN?

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                      #28

                      I'm a robot

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                      • T [email protected]

                        That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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                        #29

                        I just gave away my private key used to access my vps via ssh.

                        The website is secured with SSL ✓ and network traffic encrypted with TLSv1.3 ✓.
                        Furthermore, the website uses IPv6 ✓ and my private key is encrypted with AES256 ✓✓✓. Nobody else can access it.

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                        • mormegil@programming.devM [email protected]

                          Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                          I could have sworn I had a bank card for a while with a 6-digit pin... Am I crazy? Is that impossible? Or is the joke worn out?

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                          • mormegil@programming.devM [email protected]

                            Also, check if your PIN has been leaked as well! https://pastebin.com/Nn2ZcdfC

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                            #31

                            Ah but you can use Cantor's diagonal proof to get a new one. For example if I take the first four and increase the nth digit on the nth row then I get 1114 which isn't in the set.

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                            • asudox@lemmy.asudox.devA [email protected]

                              I just gave away my private key used to access my vps via ssh.

                              The website is secured with SSL ✓ and network traffic encrypted with TLSv1.3 ✓.
                              Furthermore, the website uses IPv6 ✓ and my private key is encrypted with AES256 ✓✓✓. Nobody else can access it.

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                              #32

                              And? What was the result? Is your key safe to use?

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                              • T [email protected]

                                That's a meme page. Do NOT submit your real private keys!

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                                #33

                                the answer is yes

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