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  • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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    This is why I love a good transit system. I can do this every morning in the train during my commute (much easier than telling my autistic self to change the morning routine to include a new thing in it. Tried it several times and never turned out fine).

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      This is why I love a good transit system. I can do this every morning in the train during my commute (much easier than telling my autistic self to change the morning routine to include a new thing in it. Tried it several times and never turned out fine).

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      Much more efficient.

      I do it during my morning poop.

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        This is why I love a good transit system. I can do this every morning in the train during my commute (much easier than telling my autistic self to change the morning routine to include a new thing in it. Tried it several times and never turned out fine).

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        Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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          Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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          Not with that attitude

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            Much more efficient.

            I do it during my morning poop.

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            you sit on the edge of your bed during your morning poop? /amber heard account found.

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            • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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              When you are over 40 you have to do this while having chronic bodily pain and a ringing in your ears as well…

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                That might be good time management but its horribly inefficient.

                Ive managed to get my morning autopilot down to such a science I spend my first half an hour of paid work still doing this.

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                  That might be good time management but its horribly inefficient.

                  Ive managed to get my morning autopilot down to such a science I spend my first half an hour of paid work still doing this.

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                  This is the way.

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                    When you are over 40 you have to do this while having chronic bodily pain and a ringing in your ears as well…

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                    Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                      Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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                      Trains used to be fun.

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                        Why do people do this?

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                          As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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                            Login to work VPN

                            Say hi in work messager

                            Back to bed

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                              Much more efficient.

                              I do it during my morning poop.

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                              Everyone, look out, this person has a regular poop routine.

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                                This is why I love a good transit system. I can do this every morning in the train during my commute (much easier than telling my autistic self to change the morning routine to include a new thing in it. Tried it several times and never turned out fine).

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                                For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                                  Why do people do this?

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                                  Existential dread after a grim reality crushes all hope.

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                                    For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                                    I'm lucky, in theory by car it should take me 30 mins to get to work, but traffic and parking make it a 1 hour trip if I'm lucky. If I'm not, it's 1.30h or more.

                                    Train + bike is a 45 minutes trip every time so it's a pretty easy choice.

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                                      Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                                      And a bit of genetic luck also helps. I’m a flabby 40, but I don’t have backpain, two working knees and I’m flexible like a bendy straw. I’m more flexible than the skinny 20 year old intern at work.

                                      On the other hand my hair started turning grey when I was 12, so you win some, you lose some.

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                                        I’m always late 😞

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                                          As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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                                          This is why I take such long and frequent showers.

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