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    This is why I love a good transit system. I can do this every morning in the train during my commute (much easier than telling my autistic self to change the morning routine to include a new thing in it. Tried it several times and never turned out fine).

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    Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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      Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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      Not with that attitude

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        Much more efficient.

        I do it during my morning poop.

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        you sit on the edge of your bed during your morning poop? /amber heard account found.

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          When you are over 40 you have to do this while having chronic bodily pain and a ringing in your ears as well…

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            That might be good time management but its horribly inefficient.

            Ive managed to get my morning autopilot down to such a science I spend my first half an hour of paid work still doing this.

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            • D [email protected]

              That might be good time management but its horribly inefficient.

              Ive managed to get my morning autopilot down to such a science I spend my first half an hour of paid work still doing this.

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              This is the way.

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                When you are over 40 you have to do this while having chronic bodily pain and a ringing in your ears as well…

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                Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                  Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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                  Trains used to be fun.

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                    Why do people do this?

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                      As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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                        Login to work VPN

                        Say hi in work messager

                        Back to bed

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                        • P [email protected]

                          Much more efficient.

                          I do it during my morning poop.

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                          Everyone, look out, this person has a regular poop routine.

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                          • A [email protected]

                            This is why I love a good transit system. I can do this every morning in the train during my commute (much easier than telling my autistic self to change the morning routine to include a new thing in it. Tried it several times and never turned out fine).

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                            For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                              Why do people do this?

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                              Existential dread after a grim reality crushes all hope.

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                                For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                                I'm lucky, in theory by car it should take me 30 mins to get to work, but traffic and parking make it a 1 hour trip if I'm lucky. If I'm not, it's 1.30h or more.

                                Train + bike is a 45 minutes trip every time so it's a pretty easy choice.

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                                  Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                                  And a bit of genetic luck also helps. I’m a flabby 40, but I don’t have backpain, two working knees and I’m flexible like a bendy straw. I’m more flexible than the skinny 20 year old intern at work.

                                  On the other hand my hair started turning grey when I was 12, so you win some, you lose some.

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                                    I’m always late 😞

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                                      As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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                                      This is why I take such long and frequent showers.

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                                        Existential dread after a grim reality crushes all hope.

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                                        It's not always that bleak, at least for me. Sometimes it's just deep regrets, shame, trauma, that sort of thing.

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                                        • A [email protected]

                                          I'm lucky, in theory by car it should take me 30 mins to get to work, but traffic and parking make it a 1 hour trip if I'm lucky. If I'm not, it's 1.30h or more.

                                          Train + bike is a 45 minutes trip every time so it's a pretty easy choice.

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                                          For me it's 45 minutes driving, around two hours by public transit (at best). Often the times I go to work and get off there's no lines running

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