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  • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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    That might be good time management but its horribly inefficient.

    Ive managed to get my morning autopilot down to such a science I spend my first half an hour of paid work still doing this.

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      That might be good time management but its horribly inefficient.

      Ive managed to get my morning autopilot down to such a science I spend my first half an hour of paid work still doing this.

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      This is the way.

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        When you are over 40 you have to do this while having chronic bodily pain and a ringing in your ears as well…

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        Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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          Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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          Trains used to be fun.

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            Why do people do this?

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              As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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                Login to work VPN

                Say hi in work messager

                Back to bed

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                  Much more efficient.

                  I do it during my morning poop.

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                  Everyone, look out, this person has a regular poop routine.

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                    This is why I love a good transit system. I can do this every morning in the train during my commute (much easier than telling my autistic self to change the morning routine to include a new thing in it. Tried it several times and never turned out fine).

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                    For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                      Why do people do this?

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                      Existential dread after a grim reality crushes all hope.

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                        For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                        I'm lucky, in theory by car it should take me 30 mins to get to work, but traffic and parking make it a 1 hour trip if I'm lucky. If I'm not, it's 1.30h or more.

                        Train + bike is a 45 minutes trip every time so it's a pretty easy choice.

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                          Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                          And a bit of genetic luck also helps. I’m a flabby 40, but I don’t have backpain, two working knees and I’m flexible like a bendy straw. I’m more flexible than the skinny 20 year old intern at work.

                          On the other hand my hair started turning grey when I was 12, so you win some, you lose some.

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                            I’m always late 😞

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                              As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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                              This is why I take such long and frequent showers.

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                                Existential dread after a grim reality crushes all hope.

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                                It's not always that bleak, at least for me. Sometimes it's just deep regrets, shame, trauma, that sort of thing.

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                                  I'm lucky, in theory by car it should take me 30 mins to get to work, but traffic and parking make it a 1 hour trip if I'm lucky. If I'm not, it's 1.30h or more.

                                  Train + bike is a 45 minutes trip every time so it's a pretty easy choice.

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                                  For me it's 45 minutes driving, around two hours by public transit (at best). Often the times I go to work and get off there's no lines running

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                                    Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                                    cries in Myalgic Encephalomyelitis

                                    * ME gets worse with exercise. Sucks big time.

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                                      So basically my cat wrecks my time management by hopping in my lap and head butting me. What a jerk 🥹

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                                        if you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back at you

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                                          if you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back at you

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                                          I wish I hadn't seen this a few hours before bed...

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