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    Much more efficient.

    I do it during my morning poop.

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    you sit on the edge of your bed during your morning poop? /amber heard account found.

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      When you are over 40 you have to do this while having chronic bodily pain and a ringing in your ears as well…

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        That might be good time management but its horribly inefficient.

        Ive managed to get my morning autopilot down to such a science I spend my first half an hour of paid work still doing this.

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          That might be good time management but its horribly inefficient.

          Ive managed to get my morning autopilot down to such a science I spend my first half an hour of paid work still doing this.

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          This is the way.

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            When you are over 40 you have to do this while having chronic bodily pain and a ringing in your ears as well…

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            Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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              Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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              Trains used to be fun.

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                Why do people do this?

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                  As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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                    Login to work VPN

                    Say hi in work messager

                    Back to bed

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                    • P [email protected]

                      Much more efficient.

                      I do it during my morning poop.

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                      Everyone, look out, this person has a regular poop routine.

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                        This is why I love a good transit system. I can do this every morning in the train during my commute (much easier than telling my autistic self to change the morning routine to include a new thing in it. Tried it several times and never turned out fine).

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                        For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                          Why do people do this?

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                          Existential dread after a grim reality crushes all hope.

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                            For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                            I'm lucky, in theory by car it should take me 30 mins to get to work, but traffic and parking make it a 1 hour trip if I'm lucky. If I'm not, it's 1.30h or more.

                            Train + bike is a 45 minutes trip every time so it's a pretty easy choice.

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                              Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                              And a bit of genetic luck also helps. I’m a flabby 40, but I don’t have backpain, two working knees and I’m flexible like a bendy straw. I’m more flexible than the skinny 20 year old intern at work.

                              On the other hand my hair started turning grey when I was 12, so you win some, you lose some.

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                                I’m always late 😞

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                                  As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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                                  This is why I take such long and frequent showers.

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                                    Existential dread after a grim reality crushes all hope.

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                                    It's not always that bleak, at least for me. Sometimes it's just deep regrets, shame, trauma, that sort of thing.

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                                      I'm lucky, in theory by car it should take me 30 mins to get to work, but traffic and parking make it a 1 hour trip if I'm lucky. If I'm not, it's 1.30h or more.

                                      Train + bike is a 45 minutes trip every time so it's a pretty easy choice.

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                                      For me it's 45 minutes driving, around two hours by public transit (at best). Often the times I go to work and get off there's no lines running

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                                        Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                                        cries in Myalgic Encephalomyelitis

                                        * ME gets worse with exercise. Sucks big time.

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                                          So basically my cat wrecks my time management by hopping in my lap and head butting me. What a jerk 🥹

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