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      Off by 100.

      "Correcto" my ass. This is wrongo.

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        This is why you should make the label before drinking the wine

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          Its probably wrong on purpose, as engagement bait

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            I mean... 1066 was also the Battle of Hastings and the Norman conquest of England 🤷. Maybe it's deep wine satire implying the French can't count?

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            • mannycalavera@feddit.ukM [email protected]

              I mean... 1066 was also the Battle of Hastings and the Norman conquest of England 🤷. Maybe it's deep wine satire implying the French can't count?

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              https://youtu.be/bQ8A5gRe_Dw

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                They still haven't "fixed" it btw. And my human meat brain is 99% certain it's on purpose:

                18 - 5 = 12
                and
                264 * 3 = 782

                ::: spoiler Bonus math problems.

                :::

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                • mannycalavera@feddit.ukM [email protected]

                  I mean... 1066 was also the Battle of Hastings and the Norman conquest of England 🤷. Maybe it's deep wine satire implying the French can't count?

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                  It's Spanish wine though

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                    Its probably wrong on purpose, as engagement bait

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                    engagement bait

                    That's what we are calling jokes nowadays?

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                      It's Spanish wine though

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                      i suspect the explanation for the bad math is on the back.

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                        engagement bait

                        That's what we are calling jokes nowadays?

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                        The engagement bait is on them!

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                          Drink first, ask questions later.

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                          • redsnt@feddit.dkR [email protected]

                            They still haven't "fixed" it btw. And my human meat brain is 99% certain it's on purpose:

                            18 - 5 = 12
                            and
                            264 * 3 = 782

                            ::: spoiler Bonus math problems.

                            :::

                            fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
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                            2nd one is 18-5 not 2. Looks like in the initial equation they forgot to carry the one, probably because it'd make the label look stupider than it already is.

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                              Putting the shitty drunk math aside, what’s the significance of all of the numbers?

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                                i suspect the explanation for the bad math is on the back.

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                                Naw, it's inside on the bottom.

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                                  If you can't even do basic math on the label, then how can I trust you to have not fucked up the actual product? I'll stick to whiskey.

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                                  • fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                    2nd one is 18-5 not 2. Looks like in the initial equation they forgot to carry the one, probably because it'd make the label look stupider than it already is.

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                                    Theyre all wrong intentionally.

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                                    • fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                      2nd one is 18-5 not 2. Looks like in the initial equation they forgot to carry the one, probably because it'd make the label look stupider than it already is.

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                                      Whoops. Not that it mattered much as [@[email protected] pointed out, but thanks for correcting me nonetheless.

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                                        Hey it's wine satire. It doesn't need to make sense.

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                                          I think the joke is this wine will get you too drunk to do math right

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