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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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    This is why you should make the label before drinking the wine

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      Its probably wrong on purpose, as engagement bait

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        I mean... 1066 was also the Battle of Hastings and the Norman conquest of England 🤷. Maybe it's deep wine satire implying the French can't count?

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        • mannycalavera@feddit.ukM [email protected]

          I mean... 1066 was also the Battle of Hastings and the Norman conquest of England 🤷. Maybe it's deep wine satire implying the French can't count?

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          https://youtu.be/bQ8A5gRe_Dw

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            They still haven't "fixed" it btw. And my human meat brain is 99% certain it's on purpose:

            18 - 5 = 12
            and
            264 * 3 = 782

            ::: spoiler Bonus math problems.

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            • mannycalavera@feddit.ukM [email protected]

              I mean... 1066 was also the Battle of Hastings and the Norman conquest of England 🤷. Maybe it's deep wine satire implying the French can't count?

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              It's Spanish wine though

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                Its probably wrong on purpose, as engagement bait

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                engagement bait

                That's what we are calling jokes nowadays?

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                  It's Spanish wine though

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                  i suspect the explanation for the bad math is on the back.

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                    engagement bait

                    That's what we are calling jokes nowadays?

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                    The engagement bait is on them!

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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                      Drink first, ask questions later.

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                      • redsnt@feddit.dkR [email protected]

                        They still haven't "fixed" it btw. And my human meat brain is 99% certain it's on purpose:

                        18 - 5 = 12
                        and
                        264 * 3 = 782

                        ::: spoiler Bonus math problems.

                        :::

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                        2nd one is 18-5 not 2. Looks like in the initial equation they forgot to carry the one, probably because it'd make the label look stupider than it already is.

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                          Putting the shitty drunk math aside, what’s the significance of all of the numbers?

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                            i suspect the explanation for the bad math is on the back.

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                            Naw, it's inside on the bottom.

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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                              If you can't even do basic math on the label, then how can I trust you to have not fucked up the actual product? I'll stick to whiskey.

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                              • fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                2nd one is 18-5 not 2. Looks like in the initial equation they forgot to carry the one, probably because it'd make the label look stupider than it already is.

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                                Theyre all wrong intentionally.

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                                • fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                  2nd one is 18-5 not 2. Looks like in the initial equation they forgot to carry the one, probably because it'd make the label look stupider than it already is.

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                                  Whoops. Not that it mattered much as [@[email protected] pointed out, but thanks for correcting me nonetheless.

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                                    Hey it's wine satire. It doesn't need to make sense.

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                                      I think the joke is this wine will get you too drunk to do math right

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                                      • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        Putting the shitty drunk math aside, what’s the significance of all of the numbers?

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                                        Battle of Hastings 1066, birth of Charlemagne 748. Not sure on the other two, events don't seem like they could be linked in the same way as far as years go but it could be something else.

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                                          engagement bait

                                          That's what we are calling jokes nowadays?

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                                          It's an ad

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