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  • H [email protected]

    I know nothing about javascript, what is wrong with using + for math? perhaps naively, I'd say it looks suited for the job

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    #142

    The native arithmetic operators are prone to floating point rounding errors

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    • supervisor194@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      So all you've mustered is some lame-ass ad-hominem? Have a good day

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      No, it just so happens I have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour JS. What is His holy and sacred mission?

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

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        This here is my absolute favorits way to diss someone. Send the a wikipeda link and bam!

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          No, it just so happens I have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour JS. What is His holy and sacred mission?

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          Ah, you're a troll. I see. Blocked.

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          • supervisor194@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Ah, you're a troll. I see. Blocked.

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            You asked for it, smart ass

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            • K [email protected]

              That is just the tip of the iceberg:

              https://whatthefsharp.com/JavaScript/3

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              #147

              so plus coerces into string if not number, was that so hard?

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              • W [email protected]

                This has got to be baNaNa

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                • calavera@lemmy.zipC [email protected]

                  It makes sense though

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                  #149

                  It does to some degree.

                  • "11" is string, 1 is an int, because strings can be added (+) convert int to string and combine: "11"+"1" = "111"
                  • "11" is string, 1 is an int, because strings cant be subtracted (-) convert string to int and combine: 11-1 = 10

                  I'm not into JS so I don't know how it takes priority. ints can be added too, so I guess its basing it on the first variable which is compatible with the operator: in the first case string, in the second case int.

                  If this is how it works, it makes sense. But imo its a case of the designers being preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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                    What no type safety does to an MF...

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                      javascript is to web developers what powerpoint is to sales people

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                      • M [email protected]

                        This here is my absolute favorits way to diss someone. Send the a wikipeda link and bam!

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                        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

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