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  • calavera@lemmy.zipC [email protected]

    It makes sense though

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    .... It does?

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    • _ [email protected]

      The correct way to do it is to load a 500mb library that has an add function in it.

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      Point taken but the one I use is only ~200k for the whole package, ~11k for the actual file that gets loaded

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        I know nothing about javascript, what is wrong with using + for math? perhaps naively, I'd say it looks suited for the job

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        The native arithmetic operators are prone to floating point rounding errors

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        • supervisor194@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          So all you've mustered is some lame-ass ad-hominem? Have a good day

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          No, it just so happens I have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour JS. What is His holy and sacred mission?

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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

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            This here is my absolute favorits way to diss someone. Send the a wikipeda link and bam!

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              No, it just so happens I have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour JS. What is His holy and sacred mission?

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              Ah, you're a troll. I see. Blocked.

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              • supervisor194@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Ah, you're a troll. I see. Blocked.

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                You asked for it, smart ass

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                • K [email protected]

                  That is just the tip of the iceberg:

                  https://whatthefsharp.com/JavaScript/3

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                  #147

                  so plus coerces into string if not number, was that so hard?

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                    This has got to be baNaNa

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                    • calavera@lemmy.zipC [email protected]

                      It makes sense though

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                      It does to some degree.

                      • "11" is string, 1 is an int, because strings can be added (+) convert int to string and combine: "11"+"1" = "111"
                      • "11" is string, 1 is an int, because strings cant be subtracted (-) convert string to int and combine: 11-1 = 10

                      I'm not into JS so I don't know how it takes priority. ints can be added too, so I guess its basing it on the first variable which is compatible with the operator: in the first case string, in the second case int.

                      If this is how it works, it makes sense. But imo its a case of the designers being preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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                        What no type safety does to an MF...

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                          javascript is to web developers what powerpoint is to sales people

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                            This here is my absolute favorits way to diss someone. Send the a wikipeda link and bam!

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                            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

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