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  • supervisor194@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    So all you've mustered is some lame-ass ad-hominem? Have a good day

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    No, it just so happens I have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour JS. What is His holy and sacred mission?

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

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      #144

      This here is my absolute favorits way to diss someone. Send the a wikipeda link and bam!

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      • S [email protected]

        No, it just so happens I have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour JS. What is His holy and sacred mission?

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        Ah, you're a troll. I see. Blocked.

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        • supervisor194@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Ah, you're a troll. I see. Blocked.

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          You asked for it, smart ass

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          • K [email protected]

            That is just the tip of the iceberg:

            https://whatthefsharp.com/JavaScript/3

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            #147

            so plus coerces into string if not number, was that so hard?

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            • W [email protected]

              This has got to be baNaNa

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              • calavera@lemmy.zipC [email protected]

                It makes sense though

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                It does to some degree.

                • "11" is string, 1 is an int, because strings can be added (+) convert int to string and combine: "11"+"1" = "111"
                • "11" is string, 1 is an int, because strings cant be subtracted (-) convert string to int and combine: 11-1 = 10

                I'm not into JS so I don't know how it takes priority. ints can be added too, so I guess its basing it on the first variable which is compatible with the operator: in the first case string, in the second case int.

                If this is how it works, it makes sense. But imo its a case of the designers being preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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                  What no type safety does to an MF...

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                    javascript is to web developers what powerpoint is to sales people

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                    • M [email protected]

                      This here is my absolute favorits way to diss someone. Send the a wikipeda link and bam!

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                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

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