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    shove a straw up yer arse.

    quiet farts forever on.

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      shove a straw up yer arse.

      quiet farts forever on.

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      I imagine, there would be downsides.

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        pull your ass cheeks apart

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          shove a straw up yer arse.

          quiet farts forever on.

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          https://www.amazon.com/Windi-Gas-Colic-Reliever-Babies/dp/B007RAGALO

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            https://www.amazon.com/Windi-Gas-Colic-Reliever-Babies/dp/B007RAGALO

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            fuckin what.

            wow okay the brap trumpet. one customer notes that it works well with coconut oil. but when I do it, suddenly it's a problem sheesh

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              fuckin what.

              wow okay the brap trumpet. one customer notes that it works well with coconut oil. but when I do it, suddenly it's a problem sheesh

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              BABY BUTT PLUG FOR FARTS.

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              • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                Or live next to a waterfall. Or play waterfall noises through speakers.

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                  Not even just that, my stomach would make that weird gurgle sound and I'd be done for.

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                    I snore XD

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                      Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

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                        pull your ass cheeks apart

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                        🫡 sir, yes sir!

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                          Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

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                          I actually felt insulted watching it. Then again at all the glowing reviews when I went to IMDB expecting to see all the bad things people wrote about it.

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                            A Quiet Place (but with farts)

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                              I actually felt insulted watching it. Then again at all the glowing reviews when I went to IMDB expecting to see all the bad things people wrote about it.

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                              I can't think of a more overrated movie

                              Just live beside the waterfall you absolute morons

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                                pull your ass cheeks apart

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                                ok now what

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                                  I watched the whole thing and they never even got to The Quiet Place.

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                                    Imagine farting in your sleep and being ripped apart because of this.

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                                    Man talk about eating ass

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                                      Too bad they deleted the scene where Jim Office stuffed cotton balls in his ass for muffling

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                                        Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

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                                        Aliens. Or Signs. Pretty much the same premise. Mindless, pointless killers that humans avoid or get killed by. Except Aliens at least had the heartless Weyland Yutani corp and a cast of characters the viewer got to enjoy. Far better film.

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                                          Deaf people would be the worst to survive in such a place. Obviously the premise is a bit flawed because we all make some sounds, but I do like the film and I think it basically otherwise works.

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