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That's the truth

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    Imagine farting in your sleep and being ripped apart because of this.

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      shove a straw up yer arse.

      quiet farts forever on.

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        shove a straw up yer arse.

        quiet farts forever on.

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        I imagine, there would be downsides.

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          pull your ass cheeks apart

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            shove a straw up yer arse.

            quiet farts forever on.

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            https://www.amazon.com/Windi-Gas-Colic-Reliever-Babies/dp/B007RAGALO

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              https://www.amazon.com/Windi-Gas-Colic-Reliever-Babies/dp/B007RAGALO

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              fuckin what.

              wow okay the brap trumpet. one customer notes that it works well with coconut oil. but when I do it, suddenly it's a problem sheesh

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                fuckin what.

                wow okay the brap trumpet. one customer notes that it works well with coconut oil. but when I do it, suddenly it's a problem sheesh

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                BABY BUTT PLUG FOR FARTS.

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                  Or live next to a waterfall. Or play waterfall noises through speakers.

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                    Not even just that, my stomach would make that weird gurgle sound and I'd be done for.

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                      I snore XD

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                        Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

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                          pull your ass cheeks apart

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                          🫡 sir, yes sir!

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                            Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

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                            I actually felt insulted watching it. Then again at all the glowing reviews when I went to IMDB expecting to see all the bad things people wrote about it.

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                              A Quiet Place (but with farts)

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                                I actually felt insulted watching it. Then again at all the glowing reviews when I went to IMDB expecting to see all the bad things people wrote about it.

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                                I can't think of a more overrated movie

                                Just live beside the waterfall you absolute morons

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                                  ok now what

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                                    I watched the whole thing and they never even got to The Quiet Place.

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                                      Imagine farting in your sleep and being ripped apart because of this.

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                                      Man talk about eating ass

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                                        Too bad they deleted the scene where Jim Office stuffed cotton balls in his ass for muffling

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                                          Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

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                                          Aliens. Or Signs. Pretty much the same premise. Mindless, pointless killers that humans avoid or get killed by. Except Aliens at least had the heartless Weyland Yutani corp and a cast of characters the viewer got to enjoy. Far better film.

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