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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

    fuckin what.

    wow okay the brap trumpet. one customer notes that it works well with coconut oil. but when I do it, suddenly it's a problem sheesh

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    BABY BUTT PLUG FOR FARTS.

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      Or live next to a waterfall. Or play waterfall noises through speakers.

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        Not even just that, my stomach would make that weird gurgle sound and I'd be done for.

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          I snore XD

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            Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

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              pull your ass cheeks apart

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              🫡 sir, yes sir!

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                Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

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                I actually felt insulted watching it. Then again at all the glowing reviews when I went to IMDB expecting to see all the bad things people wrote about it.

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                  A Quiet Place (but with farts)

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                    I actually felt insulted watching it. Then again at all the glowing reviews when I went to IMDB expecting to see all the bad things people wrote about it.

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                    I can't think of a more overrated movie

                    Just live beside the waterfall you absolute morons

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                      pull your ass cheeks apart

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                      ok now what

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                        I watched the whole thing and they never even got to The Quiet Place.

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                        • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                          Imagine farting in your sleep and being ripped apart because of this.

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                          Man talk about eating ass

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                            Too bad they deleted the scene where Jim Office stuffed cotton balls in his ass for muffling

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                              Movie is legitimately terrible and is just a condom ad

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                              Aliens. Or Signs. Pretty much the same premise. Mindless, pointless killers that humans avoid or get killed by. Except Aliens at least had the heartless Weyland Yutani corp and a cast of characters the viewer got to enjoy. Far better film.

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                                Deaf people would be the worst to survive in such a place. Obviously the premise is a bit flawed because we all make some sounds, but I do like the film and I think it basically otherwise works.

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                                  Go live near a waterfall or a highway. Problem solved.

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